What about Mitch? You said you didn't want him to come.
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That's enough.
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- You two guys should go out. - What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man! - Please stop. - You two guys need to go out. Absolutely, you two should go out. You're so single, Mitch, right? And you're so fucking white-hot, right? This body. Did you do a lot of swimming in college? - Don't answer that. - You bet she did. Oh, my God, you guys need to go out, have a nice steak dinner, do some dancing, go to a Korean nightclub, get a belly full of pills. I don't know what you're into, but just have some fun. What about Ecco on 7th Street, Saturday at 8:30?
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I beg your pardon. I don't see anybody headed for the door.
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Seriously, dude, light a candle.
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Oh, please.
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Go for Lockwood. Mitch, I'm panicking over here. I haven't been on a date in 18 years.
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He excelled on all fronts, putting the rest of us to shame.
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Yeah. Listen, I wanted to ask you something.
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Shirt. Shirt.
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We could...
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You know? I haven't heard a word you said since you took your pants off.
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...would bring most men to their knees, but not Dave.
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Fuck it.
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My foot has grown a half a size with each baby. I have to go to this weird online shoe store to get shoes.
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So, as we celebrate one partnership tonight...
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Jamie. What are you doing here?
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Appreciate it. All right, turn around. - What are you doing? - Here we go. What do you mean? I thought you said you wanted to have some sex. Yeah, but not like two dudes at a rest stop, okay?
