What happened was, we pissed in a magic fountain... ...and the next day it disappeared. They moved the fountain, so now we're looking for it. And when they find it, we're going to switch back. We had to pee because we were drinking. We were drinking. That sounds like a plan. Can you start the bath for the twins?
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So, you want me to go tell Mitch that you would like him at the wedding. He's going to say, "Why the hell does "he want me there? He thinks I'm an idiot."
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Stop crying. Jesus Christ. Shut up! I fucking hear you.
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Let's start again.
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There's a reason I'm not selling dolphins.
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Sir, Mr. Kinkabe has agreed to $725 million. The deal is closed!
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That's a lot of sugar. Yeah. A lot of scotch! Yeah. That was a lot of fun, is what it really was. Was? What, are we done? It's only 2:00! No! I'm just messing with you.
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How long have you known Dave?
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What just happened? Nothing. Nothing, dude. Go on. Two bottles... - Then attach a number two nipple. - Jesus Christ. Make sure you don't allow any air bubbles in.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God. The cat is out of the bag, buddy. You got to go now. - Why don't you take a picture? - Mitch! Come on! - It's snipped. - Mitch! Mitch! By the way, why didn't you invite me to your anniversary party?
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I feel really bad about that but can we talk about that at another time? There is a girl scout staring at my penis. I want to talk about it right now. Really?
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I'm just going to get everything on the dessert menu. I'm going to order, like, six desserts.
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Defrost two bags. Pretty intuitive. Then after the milk is defrosted, take it out of the microwave, pour it into the bottles, seal them. Then you need to put three-eighths of a teaspoon of water... Holy shit!
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- I hear that's a growth industry. - Yeah!
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Do I have anything in my teeth?
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Jesus Christ, it's like the whole city is in here tonight. Okay, let's just do this. Come on.
