- That pooper shot looked real. - No. God, please, don't! - It did. - Oh, God. - Dave? - What?
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Smells good in here, Jame.
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Hold on. You got to pick up Cara. Pick up Cara from ballet at 4:00, okay? I am fucking all over that shit. Holy shit. Early morning on the golf course, Lockwood? Terrific!
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Fuck me, she's cute.
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So, I'll have my briefs on your desk by lunch. That puts my balls on your chin by dinner.
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Guns hot? Are you kidding me? No, I'm not, lady. It's not going to happen tonight, okay? I'm not attracted to you. Rotate your turret and go night-night.
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So it's like you have three balls. Dave has three balls. A bouquet of balls. Bad! Bad!
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Really? I hadn't noticed. I look forward to having your antic sense of humor in the partner suite, Lockwood. It can get a touch dry up there.
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We just need to keep striving for verbal resolution. Yeah, yeah. Verbal resolution, sweetheart.
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What about Mitch? You said you didn't want him to come.
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Okay. A little something for daddy.
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All right?
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What did you do? The woman is nine months pregnant! I could see the baby's face. I told you not to screw up my Tuesday night. Do you have any idea how many Lamaze classes I had to sit through to get that lined up? Is there a reason that you're calling me at 3:00 in the morning? Yeah, the dock worker is making me feed the twins. What do I do?
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Why can't you approve it, Victor? I don't have that authority.
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I want to go home.
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- Her name's Pamela? - Yes. You can say "I do" in English this time. - What? - Is Pamela from America? Yes. Anyway...
