I'm just going to get everything on the dessert menu. I'm going to order, like, six desserts.
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- Super-married. - What do you do, Mitch? - Me? For a living? - Yeah. You know, I am... I... When I'm not eating hummus and ferociously masturbating, I dabble in light porn.
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- I hear that's a growth industry. - Yeah!
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Oh, my God. The cat is out of the bag, buddy. You got to go now. - Why don't you take a picture? - Mitch! Come on! - It's snipped. - Mitch! Mitch! By the way, why didn't you invite me to your anniversary party?
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I feel really bad about that but can we talk about that at another time? There is a girl scout staring at my penis. I want to talk about it right now. Really?
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Are you embarrassed of me?
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Okay, look...
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Jesus Christ, it's like the whole city is in here tonight. Okay, let's just do this. Come on.
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Why aren't you peeing? I got a lot of people around me. Don't yell at me. I'm all locked up. No one is even looking at us. We're fine. Mommy, that man is peeing in the fountain!
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How are we supposed to get this done? You just be super cool... and don't draw attention to yourself.
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Good morning.
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Very nice.
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Tall arms. Tall arms. Remember to smile, girls.
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Focus.
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Yeah. You know what? It's a non-issue. What does that mean? You guys don't have sex on Tuesdays?
