Come on, open up the door, right now. Fuck. Come on, buddy, open up the door immediately. Let's do it.
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Open the goddamn door, Dave! Mitch?
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- Okay, I'm awake. - Open up this fucking door!
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What is with all these goddamn pillows?
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Holy fuck-knuckles! Where is my bong?
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Jamie! Jesus! - What? - That's fucking disgusting! Put those tits away, this isn't Africa! What am I doing in this bed? Did I sleep here last night? Did I fucking nail you? Are you still drunk?
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My urologist says I run a little hot. - Good to go? - Yeah. - Can you drive? - Yeah!
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Hey, where is the fountain?
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It is getting restored. - What are you talking about, restored? - Where did you take it? I don't know, guy, I just fill the hole. I'm not the fountain spokesman.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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What are we going to do when we get to the fountain? We're going to take a piss in it, or... I don't give a shit. We're gonna get our lives back.
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You're choking yourself! Must wake up. Wake up! I can't breathe. Take my hands off you. - Wake up! - Get the fuck off me!
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Okay, okay, okay! Go look in the mirror. Right there!
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Yeah, it's you.
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Our back-of-the-envelope analysis shows your P&L to be 2% less than expected as per the MAC clause.
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Can I get confirmation that the EBITDA still aligns with comfortable... Dave?
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Now, before we formalize this merger, are there any outstanding questions we might address?
