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Vegetable medley! - How are you? - Good. - You're good? - Yeah. Are you dating anyone? - You know who I ran into? - Who?

The Change-Up

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Thank you.

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Honey... Don't even say that. I'm so sorry. I suck. Dr. Tillman said just once a week, for one hour. I'm sorry.

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That was three months ago. I know. I heard her. And I want to sit and talk with you for an hour more than once a week, but tonight, I cannot. Why? What are you doing? I promised Mitch I would sit and watch a game with him tonight, and... What? Can we please just slide the Dialogue Night again? I'm so sorry.

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Dialogue Night. Oh, my God.

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I can do Monday night.

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So where do you want to do this tonight? Do what?

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- Hi, Mom! - Hi! What a bad, bad day.

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Hi. The zoning board shut us down for the millionth time. Dr. Klein lost the twins' immunization records. And Cara got bullied in ballet class again. Did you tell Daddy? Nicolette Peters keeps knocking me over during the battement glissé. I'm sorry, sugarbug. Are you okay?

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It's rolling blackouts or something? Yeah, I guess.

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Yes! Yes! Tatiana. Fuck. Mitch, Mitch, Mitch. You're just...

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What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? Why can't they talk yet? Are they retarded or something? Don't say... You can't say that. Well, this one right here looks a little Downsy. - Or that. - I'm kidding. - A little bit, though? - No. Pumpkin, we'll see you right after the game, okay? Have fun.

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This chick does not look happy. I was just saying that I really envy your life. - That's all. - I envy yours. No, you don't. You're just trying to be nice. I'm not. I do, I envy it. No. I envy yours. I wish I had your life.

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And sex with strange, new women. You're living the dream. How much fun is it being an actor, working one week a year? I want to smoke weed all day. I want to start a book that I actually finish. I would like to take a nice, solid dump because I'm not constantly stressed out.

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Look, shitbird. You got it made! You have an extremely hot wife, and you got a beautiful house that's full of furniture and food and kids. And you make a ton of money. And you come home at the end of the day and you're surrounded by people who give a shit about you.

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You're never lonely. What more do you want? I'll tell you what I want, okay? I want something different. I want your life, you know? I want Sabrina. I want Tatiana.

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I want to go home.

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So, I'll have my briefs on your desk by lunch. That puts my balls on your chin by dinner.

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Vegetable medley! - How are you? - Good. - You're good? - Yeah. Are you dating anyone? - You know who I ran into? - Who?

Thank you.

Honey... Don't even say that. I'm so sorry. I suck. Dr. Tillman said just once a week, for one hour. I'm sorry.

Dialogue Night. Oh, my God.

I can do Monday night.

So where do you want to do this tonight? Do what?

- Hi, Mom! - Hi! What a bad, bad day.

Hi. The zoning board shut us down for the millionth time. Dr. Klein lost the twins' immunization records. And Cara got bullied in ballet class again. Did you tell Daddy? Nicolette Peters keeps knocking me over during the battement glissé. I'm sorry, sugarbug. Are you okay?

It's rolling blackouts or something? Yeah, I guess.

Yes! Yes! Tatiana. Fuck. Mitch, Mitch, Mitch. You're just...

This chick does not look happy. I was just saying that I really envy your life. - That's all. - I envy yours. No, you don't. You're just trying to be nice. I'm not. I do, I envy it. No. I envy yours. I wish I had your life.

And sex with strange, new women. You're living the dream. How much fun is it being an actor, working one week a year? I want to smoke weed all day. I want to start a book that I actually finish. I would like to take a nice, solid dump because I'm not constantly stressed out.

Look, shitbird. You got it made! You have an extremely hot wife, and you got a beautiful house that's full of furniture and food and kids. And you make a ton of money. And you come home at the end of the day and you're surrounded by people who give a shit about you.

You're never lonely. What more do you want? I'll tell you what I want, okay? I want something different. I want your life, you know? I want Sabrina. I want Tatiana.

I want to go home.

So, I'll have my briefs on your desk by lunch. That puts my balls on your chin by dinner.