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I… I would've assumed you'd have written something, but you said, "No, I'm freestyling this." Okay, we done? 'Cause I can't do this right now. -Please. -No. Nope, Matt. Look at me. -You can, and let me tell you why. -You're not listening to me. Remember Camp Winapoo? You remember we went to Camp Winapoo? -I do. -And you got the poison ivy in your face. Your face started blistering. It was… it was bubbling, and the bumps… Then the bumps was poppin', so you had pus comin' out of your face. And you looked crazy as hell, right? You came to lunch, and your crush was there, Marcy. You used to love Marcy. And when she saw him, she screamed.
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[Matt] Oh, here we go. This is, uh… this is your diaper rash ointment for you. This one's Maddy's. Just do… do his separate. Here. Just put yours over there so she knows that you have to pay for the stuff that you got for your problem by yourself. And this one's the one I'm paying for for Maddy. -That's yours. This is Maddy's. -Okay. He says situa-- I mean… -Bumps. -Bumps. But it's… it's shavin' bumps. -On your butt. -[Jordan] Not on my butt. -I have shavin' bumps from shavin' and-- -On your… And I saw a video that people use diaper rash ointment to keep their skin clear from gaining shavin' bumps. That's why I got such a smooth neck. -Look how-- -You look great… -I look great? -Yeah. See, look at that. Yeah, she said I look great. Ask to see his butt.
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