We talked and it was just like old times. We made arrangements to have lunch. Can you believe it? I can't believe you didn't explain what a toilet is. Everything is going to plan! Oh, really, Dan. Uh, I'll come clean when the time's right. You're not gonna, because there is no right time. You're the peasant, she's the princess. Tale as old as time. And we all know how that ends.
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49.4s
[Mr. Wang] Good quality leather, excellent suit, Rolex. And what's the family business? Uh, dumplings! I mean, Dumpling House. I mean, restaurants in general. All of them. Ah, a young man of means, I see. Reminds me of myself. You two should have lunch. -Dad! -Uh, yes. -Of course. I'd love that. -Excellent. Let's have arrangements made. Forgive my manners. I didn't get your name. Oh, I'm… -Dan. -Pleasure to meet you, Dan. Where would you like to go? The Pearl Tower's excellent. I have a reservation-- -Excuse me, sir. A very important call. -Just give me a few minutes. Sir, they said they need to talk now. [sighs] Put them on.
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1.9s
[teacher] Now, follow me.
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1.8s
Stupid shoes.
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3.4s
-Li Na, is that you? -Go away. I'm busy.
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12.5s
What are you doing? If you're not gonna let me ride you, we catch the bus. The "bus"? Is that some kind of animal? -How long have you been in that teapot? -Is it still the Qing Dynasty? -Ooh! -Long!
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1.2s
This is amazing.
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14.5s
-How was school? -Great. School was great. You lie to everyone, not just yourself. -Leave me alone. -Fine. [gasps] No, Mom. I was just… -You know where to find me. -…talking to somebody else.
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2s
Carefully, just like this.
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3.3s
[indistinct chatter from TV]
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1.2s
[music fades away]
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5.2s
Hello? Hello? Ah, there we go. Here, I brought you something special.
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1.5s
-[menacing music] -Ah!
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4s
-[man] I demand you open this gate! -[strumming pipa rapidly]
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6.4s
There you are. Hungry? You want a snack? Hey, Dad. -What'd you learn? -We learned about dragons.
Wish Dragon
1.5s
Leftovers.
Wish Dragon
9s
Careful what you don't wish for. -Push me too far, I will not hesitate to-- -Fly everywhere? You're amazing! Look. Is there anything you can't do?
Wish Dragon
21s
I would have her executed for mocking royalty. I appreciate you trying to make this place interesting, but how about somewhere else? Somewhere else? Like more fancy than this? Not good enough? -Well played, child. -No, like, a walk or something. May I take your order? -Spare no expense. Money's no object. -One of everything.