So, onto that second wish. Let me recommend the all-time favorite. A giant pile of gold! Now, repeat after me. "I wish for…" You're not talking. "A giant pile of…" You're not saying anything. Hey, stop rushing me. Ah, you must be the conquering type. I see that killer instinct in your eyes. Easy. Just wish for your very own personal army!
Wish Dragon
2.9s
Just visiting an old friend.
Wish Dragon
8.2s
Hey, little buddy. You're so cute. You have family? Are you hungry? You're such a cute, fluffy, little, hairy-faced… [babbling]
Wish Dragon
3.9s
Yeah. In that same old shikumen?
Wish Dragon
3.6s
I'm done asking nicely.
Wish Dragon
18.5s
[cheering] Li Na, I really do want to say I'm sorry. Sorry for what exactly? Sorry for acting like such a jerk. Apology accepted. Now, get him, Dan. Kick him right in his stupid face! Kick him! [Long spluttering] [crowd winces]
Wish Dragon
1.2s
Not fair.
Wish Dragon
2.7s
Kind of… yeah?
Wish Dragon
27.2s
What's happening? Welcome, LongZhu. -What's going on? Where am I? -Congratulations. Your service as a Wish Dragon is complete. Complete? I haven't finished. I haven't finished my tenth master. You have put the needs of another before yourself and shown us that you understand the meaning of life. You are now free to enter the spirit world.
Wish Dragon
2.2s
[crying]
Wish Dragon
27.7s
What? I made you a prince. No, no, I said princeling. Like one of those guys with the fancy suit, the Rolex watch and the chauffeured car, -the personal assistant-- -[splutters] That's like ten different wishes. You have two. Fine. How about a temporary version, just for today? You're seriously going to wish to be rich for 24 hours? I don't care about that. I just need to reconnect with Li Na. She won't care if I'm poor.
Wish Dragon
3.7s
Well, at least you'll make a good statue in my office.
Wish Dragon
3.9s
Certain expectations I have to meet.
Wish Dragon
9.5s
Sorry, I wasn't expecting my own giant face. So embarrassing. [chuckles] Don't be embarrassed. When I first saw that, I almost fell over.
Wish Dragon
13s
-Stop that! -Stupid clouds. Stop… stop that this instant! Ah! My friend needs me. Fine! We will permit you to return. But only under one condition.