What? I made you a prince. No, no, I said princeling. Like one of those guys with the fancy suit, the Rolex watch and the chauffeured car, -the personal assistant-- -[splutters] That's like ten different wishes. You have two. Fine. How about a temporary version, just for today? You're seriously going to wish to be rich for 24 hours? I don't care about that. I just need to reconnect with Li Na. She won't care if I'm poor.
Wish Dragon
10.1s
Long, what are you doing? Getting a personal carriage. I can't afford a personal carriage, which is why we were taking the bus. Did you just steal my money?
Wish Dragon
5.5s
-…we won't make the express. -Here. -Hey, where did you get this? -You know, magic.
Wish Dragon
2.9s
[chuckles] I, uh, had a really big lunch.
Wish Dragon
3.4s
-No. There must be a better… -Long, what are you doing?
Wish Dragon
3.6s
This is more like it! [splutters, yelps]
Wish Dragon
2.5s
[Long] Ah! That's more like it.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
Huh?
Wish Dragon
55s
If we could have the birthday girl and her father come to the dance floor… There she is. And now her father, Mr. Wang, come to the stage. Calling Mr. Wang! -Come on, Dad. Don't be shy. -Mr. Wang? Mr. Wang, come on down! I'm sure he'll be here any second. Mr. Wang. Wang? Do I have the right name? What kind of father doesn't show up to his daughter's birthday? -[man 2] I know. -Come on. -We gotta do something. -[emcee] Mic was on. I apologize. [Din] Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention here. It's time for the entertainment portion. Long, make some smoke. Lights. [electronic music playing] [Din] From the streets of Shaolin, kung fu like you've never seen it before. Introducing the great master! [whoosh] [crowd gasps, applauds] Trained in the art of Dragon Style. [crowd] Ooh!
Wish Dragon
16.8s
It's like, I can see my whole life laid out ahead of me, and I'm trying my best, trying to make everyone proud, but… no matter how hard I try, I just feel like… Like… [both] Something is missing.
Wish Dragon
11.3s
I… I don't know what happened. She didn't even recognize me. Great. Dreams crushed. We're done here, right? I'll have two to go. [emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, time for a treat.
Wish Dragon
8.9s
Now, everyone, keep your eyes on the stage as I… [exclaiming]
Wish Dragon
5.5s
[gasps] I'm sorry. I must look totally crazy. No, no.