What are you doing? If you're not gonna let me ride you, we catch the bus. The "bus"? Is that some kind of animal? -How long have you been in that teapot? -Is it still the Qing Dynasty? -Ooh! -Long!
Wish Dragon
1.2s
This is amazing.
Wish Dragon
1.4s
Whoa.
Wish Dragon
14.5s
-How was school? -Great. School was great. You lie to everyone, not just yourself. -Leave me alone. -Fine. [gasps] No, Mom. I was just… -You know where to find me. -…talking to somebody else.
Wish Dragon
2s
Carefully, just like this.
Wish Dragon
3.3s
[indistinct chatter from TV]
Wish Dragon
1.2s
[music fades away]
Wish Dragon
5.2s
Hello? Hello? Ah, there we go. Here, I brought you something special.
Wish Dragon
1.6s
[muffled chatter]
Wish Dragon
1.5s
-[menacing music] -Ah!
Wish Dragon
4s
-[man] I demand you open this gate! -[strumming pipa rapidly]
Wish Dragon
6.4s
There you are. Hungry? You want a snack? Hey, Dad. -What'd you learn? -We learned about dragons.
Wish Dragon
1.5s
Leftovers.
Wish Dragon
9s
Careful what you don't wish for. -Push me too far, I will not hesitate to-- -Fly everywhere? You're amazing! Look. Is there anything you can't do?
Wish Dragon
21s
I would have her executed for mocking royalty. I appreciate you trying to make this place interesting, but how about somewhere else? Somewhere else? Like more fancy than this? Not good enough? -Well played, child. -No, like, a walk or something. May I take your order? -Spare no expense. Money's no object. -One of everything.
