-Good? -No, not good. Terribly. Horribly! Long, we have a special bond that runs deeper than money or status. Why'd you lie?
Wish Dragon
9.7s
Long, -were you a-- -Yes, yes, I was human. For heaven's sake, have you even looked at the teapot? And I was the best human ever!
Wish Dragon
5.8s
Okay, I… I just… I'm the one who did that whole kung fu thing.
Wish Dragon
5.3s
So, um, would you really like to-- Yes. Yeah. [chuckles]
Wish Dragon
1.7s
See you tomorrow, Dan.
Wish Dragon
1.1s
Yes, very busy.
Wish Dragon
15s
Well, you tell Mr. and Mrs. Hors D'oeuvres that this is our table. [Li Na laughs] Dan, you're such a funny guy. [laughs] Funny? Uh, are you sure you didn't mean suave, classy, respectable. [laughing]
Wish Dragon
28.7s
Long, I'm supposed to be from a respectable family. No. What? I'm shocked. I'm stunned. -It's exactly what I predicted. -I need your help. You were from royalty. Tell me what to do. Fine. Do exactly what I say. -Okay. Deal. -Sir, could I offer you a hot tow-- You shouldn't let commoners talk to you. -Really? -Sir, I just-- wanted to offer you a hot towel. Sir, you just-- [shushes]
Wish Dragon
21s
I would have her executed for mocking royalty. I appreciate you trying to make this place interesting, but how about somewhere else? Somewhere else? Like more fancy than this? Not good enough? -Well played, child. -No, like, a walk or something. May I take your order? -Spare no expense. Money's no object. -One of everything.
Wish Dragon
17.2s
Sir, there are over 600 items on our menu. -Better make that three. -Good! As you wish, sir. So, listen, Dan, about last night, sorry for acting so weird. To be honest, it's nice to have someone who listened. Ignore her and she's yours.
Wish Dragon
10s
Madame, your table. Demand another table, claiming it's far superior. Li Na, this table simply won't do. Allow me to show you another one.
Wish Dragon
7.9s
It's so nice to meet someone from a respectable family that you enjoy talking to, right? -Oh. -Madame, your table is ready.
Wish Dragon
2.5s
This is the table for the hors d'oeuvres.
Wish Dragon
2.3s
You're too good. I'm gonna cry.
Wish Dragon
2.2s
Right. Respectable.
Wish Dragon
1.5s
That she wouldn't care.
Wish Dragon
5.7s
Give me the gold, and I can have some of that good life. People will treat me with respect.
Wish Dragon
6.4s
Make me rich. Piles of gold. However you do it. -But-- -I thought it wouldn't matter.
