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[tires screech]

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Fine, 24 hours.

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[both sigh]

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Okay.

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You know what, Dan? This is turning into a pretty good date. [Long] Oh, no!

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Why would I need an army?

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[in English] ♪ Go ahead and move me Clap your hands and feel the beat ♪ ♪ Do, do, do your thing Like I got nowhere to be ♪ ♪ You, you, you and me We got more than any king ♪ ♪ Got a priceless energy Taking over me ♪ ♪ And I can't stop singing, singing ♪ ♪ Got me dancing on the ceiling ♪ ♪ All the best things are free Smile don't cost a thing ♪ ♪ Can't put a price tag on that feeling ♪ [vocalizing] [song ends] [pensive instrumental music plays]

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Excellent work, peasant boy. One wish down, two to go. We could be done by lunch. What did you do to me? Why do I know kung fu? You're welcome. You wish you could fight. I made you a master. I didn't wish for… Hey, that's not fair. You said "wish." Oh, so just 'cause I said "wish," now I'm stuck with these kung fu powers? -[grunts] -Cool. Yes, it's all very cool.

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Hey Mom, if you could wish for anything, what would it be?

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So, leftovers for dinner.

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Not a word.

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You… you need a real dinner.

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Wait, a wish? Yeah, yeah, a wish.

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Okay, we're here. -You gonna make a wish now? -I will. Just wait until we get there. -Get where? -[horn honks] Great Wall of China!

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Dan! You know what? -You're just not who I thought you were. -Wait, Li Na. I don't understand. That worked on all 17 of my wives. -I can explain. -What now? I, uh… We should… We should go for that walk.

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Actually, Li Na, there's something I need to tell you. I know what you're gonna say. -You do? -Yes.

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You mean to tell me this happens every single day?

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-Li Na, is that you? -Go away. I'm busy.

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