Everyone, I've got Rachel Chu of New York. Rachel Chu of New York.
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[GRUNTS] I think my masseuse just got me pregnant. [LAUGHS]
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[SIGHS] You know, if it wasn't for Araminta, I'd ask you to marry me. [CHUCKLES]
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I'm just tired. I'm tired of having nothing I do matter. Including having the affair. [CRYING] Of course what you do matters! How can you say that? [BRAKES SCREECH]
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[KERRY SIGHS]
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Good, that's great. Beautiful dress.
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Amanda. -Mmm. -You're in my way.
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That okay?
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[CAMERAS CLICKING]
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Michael is having an affair.
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PEIK: Wait, what? Was she like, "You will never be good enough for my son"? Or was it like, "You... "You will never be good enough for my son"?
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You're right. Damn straight, I'm right. It's Peik Lin, I'm always right. Yeah, she's like trying to play a game of chicken with me. Where she's like coming at me, and thinking I'm going to swerve like a chicken. But you can't swerve. I'm not gonna swerve. Not for her. No. Chickens are bitches, dude! -And I'm not a chicken. -You're not a chicken. You're gonna roll up to that wedding, you're gonna be like, "Bak-bak, bitch!" Bak-bak, bitch! -Chickens are bitches. -[RACHEL LAUGHS] PEIK: Sorry, Uncle. What are you doing tonight? I was gonna go to FedEx or something. Why? Oh! I have been waiting to do this properly for so long. I'm thinking eyebrow triage, root crimps, maybe some eyelid tape. What do you think? Ugh. All of it. And I would throw in a Korean snail face mask. Sweetie, your skin is so dry, it's hurting my face. Thank you. You know, it's about time someone stood up to Auntie Eleanor. Well, you, not me. Oh, God! She can't know I was ever here. Oh, no. Right. Well, okay, let's get to work. Cappuccinos. -[BELL TOLLING] -[INDISTINCT CHATTERING] [MATERIAL GIRL PLAYING IN CANTONESE]
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Come on! Come on! [WOMEN SCREAMING] FRANCESCA: Bitch, I saw this first! But you have ping pong tits! What about your mosquito bites? -No! -You know it's true! [CHANTING] One more minute! You keep what you can carry. One more minute! You keep what you can carry. Yeah, no one loves free stuff more than rich people. Just the one dress for you? -I don't wanna lose an arm. -[CHUCKLES] Ooh. Well, in that case, one last touch.
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MICHAEL: Our Chinese investors are getting nervous. I have to fly in to Shenzhen on Monday to try and talk them down. That's Cassian's birthday.
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I know my mum can be tough at times, but there isn't anything she wouldn't do for me. And there is a reason why I lived with Ah Magrowing up. It's because my mother knew she wasn't the favorite. So she let her raise me, so I would be.