It is I, Giorgio Giorgioni! Slayer of sea monsters and beloved purveyor of pasta! Slayer of sea monsters? Ah, that's just Signora Marsigliese. She works for the sponsor for the race. (SIGHS) This is gonna take forever. The finest pasta in Liguria at a price every family can afford. Get to the rules! Enthusiasm. Love to see it. To win my famous race, your team must be the first to brave the treacherous waters of the bay, devour a mystery bowl of my delicious pasta, and ride to the top of Mount Portorosso and back! That all sounds pretty hard. Yeah. Hard to lose. We're going to win. I love your confidence. But don't forget, we're going to have to go through... Champion coming through. -GIULIA: Ugh. -Ciao, ciao! Hey! Ercole.
Luca
17.8s
Oh, look who's here. Spewlia. (CHUCKLES) Wow. That's how you're training for the race? (REPLIES IN ITALIAN) Your reign of terror is -coming to an end! -ERCOLE: "Coming to an end." You mean like a year ago? When you quit in the middle of the race? Because you couldn't stop (GAGS) throwing up? I didn't quit. They made me stop.
Luca
13.6s
-Oh, it's magnificent. -(SQUEAKS) Now, here's a champion show crab if I ever saw one. -Oh, nice. -Whoa, whoa, whoa! -Don't look her in the eye! -Sorry. But don't apologize. She can sense weakness. -(SNAPS) -Oh!
Luca
5.5s
It's so beautiful. Yes, we need it. Great, so we'll just win the race. (BRAKES SQUEAL)
Luca
4.8s
Bravo, Luca. That was your fastest yet. -(TRAIN HORN TOOTING) -Ooh, guys, look!
Luca
4.2s
Okay. When you race in a cup, what do you get?
Luca
1.7s
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
Luca
1.2s
(GIGGLES)
Luca
37.4s
That's right. The red thing. Punch it. -Harder! -Oh. -(GRUNTS) -(UNCLE UGO COUGHING) Thanks for that. Too much oxygen up here. Not like the deep. As you'll learn. (LAUGHS) What? Sure, there's no sunlight, but there's nothing to see anyway. Or do. It's just you and your thoughts, and all the whale carcass you can eat. Little bits of it just float into your mouth. You can't stop it. You can't see it. So if you... The mouth opened, the whale carcass go in. Yes, good. I recommend it.
Luca
2.8s
(BOTH GASP) (GRUNTS)
Luca
5.1s
The turtle. Come on. He's faster than he looks. Oh, okay. Here we go.
Luca
5.4s
Hey! You're never allowed on my bike again. (SIGHS) Stick to food, big guy. (GROWLS)
Luca
3.4s
-(SQUAWKS) -ALBERTO: Ha-ha! (UPBEAT ITALIAN POP MUSIC CONTINUES)
Luca
1.7s
Honestly, though, I get it.
Luca
11.4s
I wanna go to school. That again? We can't go to school. You're just afraid you can't do it. (SCOFFS) I'm not afraid. You're the one who gets afraid. (GRUNTS) Shut up! (BOTH GRUNTING)