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"It is said that at the dawn of time "man beast and all magical beings lived together under Aiglin the Father Tree. "But man had been created with a hole in his heart "a hole that no possession power or knowledge could fill. "And in his infinite greed "man dreamt of expanding his dominion over the entire Earth. "The blood of many an elf ogre and goblin was spilled in their war with man. "And King Balor the one-armed king of Elfland "watched the slaughter in dread and despair. "But one day the master of the goblin blacksmiths "offered to build the king a golden mechanical army "seventy times 70 soldiers "that would never know hunger and could not be stopped. "Prince Nuada begged his father to agree. "'Build me this army' the king said. "So a magical crown was forged "that would allow those of royal blood "to command the Golden Army if unchallenged. "'l am King Balor leader of the Golden Army. "'ls there anyone who disputes my right?' "And in his throne room no one challenged his word."
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
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My son will you turn off that wretched puppet? Brush your teeth. Don't call him a puppet. I beg your pardon. Look he's not a puppet. Howdy Doody's real. Well... He's real. Mr. Deedee Doodoo will have to say good night. Oh no. And remember you have to be asleep when he comes down the chimney.
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
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Abe what have you got? Oh this is interesting. Both boxes have the Royal Seal. Only delivered at a time of war. Red? We have company. Come on Blue give me something to work with here. Burrowing creatures. How many of them? Many. There are no corpses because there are no leftovers. Have you noticed the floor? Oh crap. Precisely. All these things do is eat and eat. Then poop and then eat again. Remind you of anyone?
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
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