I should not be letting corporate management... ...dictate the content of this show. It's my show. I control it. I should skip the date tonight. Stay home, think up some ideas for sweeps. Absolutely not, Abby. You should be out there observing humanity.
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Stuart, I'm pulling up. I'm gonna try to catch him. Okay. I'll call you back.
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I'll be there in about 15 minutes, so stop arguing. Okay, thanks. Bye.
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But that's what worries me. That even you won't be enough.
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I can rally. I will rally. You do rally. Every day, Abby.
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Are you alert? Okay, well tell them... No.
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Have you seen the ratings from yesterday?
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I'm fine.
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- Stand by to go to three. - Yeah, so some... Cacciatore gets mushrooms, garlic. Exactly. - Yeah. Put the mushrooms in. - All right. And whatever amount of garlic you want. - Really? - You can't have enough garlic. - Oh, you can. - I certainly can. - Do it every night. - I got a nice, big spoon for you. - Oh, excellent. Thank you. - Here you go.
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It's just a matter of looking chaos right in the eye and telling it to eff off. You guys did great. Thank you. I think it's time for a new chef on this show. I do. Now, come on. Rocco's been with us... - Abby? - It's this upsetting? Hey, Stuart wants to see you. He's freaking out. Oh, he got the ratings.
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- You sure you don't want any leftovers? - When we return... ...our live Skycam traffic update. - Okay. And guess who's in rehab this week. - Stand by to roll break. - Also, how you can adopt... ... your very own slug worm, when we come back. - Roll your break. - How about salt? Salt make it better?
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And it's a great alternative to chicken. It kind of tastes just like chicken, right? Duck, like "quack, quack" duck? - Get ready to roll to break. - Yeah. - Whoa, duck. - Yeah.
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- That good? - I have to say, Rocco... ...this is the best chicken cacciatore I've ever tasted. I knew you'd like it. It's duck cacciatore, actually. - Oh, no. - Did he just say "duck"?
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Man, we're a chicken household. - We are. - Tell Larry to throw it to Javier... ...while she pulls it together. - Or is it okay? - It's good. - Javier, do you like it?
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- Want some? - Yeah, give me that.
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Can I take home the leftovers?
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I don't know how you do it.
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But you. You, my friend, have balls the size of Volkswagens. - Don't think I haven't noticed. - I only thought of them as blue of late. But you're right. They're quite sizable. But not disproportionately so. I think of them as aesthetically pleasing. Yeah, I think I made my point. Are you kidding me right now? Nobody in Sacramento... ...gives a crap about the extinction rate of the Brazilian slug worm. Knowing which celebutante is in rehab is of vital importance? - Your voice makes my hair... - Okay. He is trying to kill me. - He knows I can't eat crab. - It's Crab Rangoon. - Who doesn't eat Crab Rangoon? - Oh, my God. Does anybody see this? - Is that a hive? - No, looks like syphilis to me. You wouldn't even know what syphilis looks like if it weren't for my story.