Take marriage, for instance. It's about social pressure, status and sex.
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You've economically emasculated your husband... ...to such a point that he's afraid to want you. I mean, sure, you could dump his ass... ...but, honey, have you seen the eligible men in Sacramento? Oh, God. It's slim pickings for a woman in her 40s, I can tell you. Forties?
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Just relax. It's gonna be fine.
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- He's a doctor. - Yes, that's right, he is. He doesn't wanna hear about things like implants and oral sex. - You talk about oral sex? - Oh, look, we're here.
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I guess... I guess I should go, huh? Yeah.
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He was blind from touching himself inappropriately. That's a nice thing to tell your son. Like he hasn't heard worse on your show. Let's hope you can clean it up now that you're on a network. Congrats.
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Okay, I have a visual. Nod if you can hear me.
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Rule number three: men are very visual. - We have to change your look. - What's wrong with my look? Abby, you're a very attractive woman, but you are completely inaccessible. You're all about comfort and efficiency. What's wrong with comfort? Well, nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.
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You're not smart enough to get the references.
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- Did you hear about the ratings? - Yes, I am the producer. Then did you hear corporate's coming next week... ...to take me out to dinner? Well, let's hope you can chew with your mouth closed.
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Oh, that's my guy, always with the jokes.
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- I'll see you later. - Yeah. - Okay. - Bye. Bye.
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Hold on. Oh, you're a dog. - What? - Well, you must be. Come on, you heard me. I mean, if you were... If you were hot, you would be out breaking some poor schmuck's heart... ... instead of spending all your time fantasizing about Mr. Wonderful. Face it... ... you're ugly. I am not ugly. Well, okay, let me help you out here. You might as well face the fact that you're gonna be alone... ... and stop pining away for some fantasy guy you're never gonna get. - How can you possibly...? - Hey, Lassie. The show's called The Ugly Truth. If you can't face it, don't call. That wraps it up for this evening. I'm Mike Chadway reminding you that the truth is never pretty. How'd the date go?
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So tell me this. Why hasn't some fancy New York show stolen you away? Oh, I much prefer Sacramento to New York.
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I'm so sorry.
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Okay. Just conference me when you get a hold of her. Okay, bye. All right, so we have the balloon festival coming up... ...and for sweeps, it might be nice to do a segment... ...on how men are full of hot air.
