Okay. Keep the conversation under a minute. Now go. - Under a minute? Under a minute. - Yes. No, wait, wait, wait. Come here, come here. You're such an asshole.
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What is he doing here already?
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- Miss me? - Colin. - You were expecting someone else? - No.
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Well, I guess I'll get going, then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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KS XP retained the copyright to your old segment title... ...so we retitled you: Morning Madness With Mike.
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Friday... - Would Saturday be better? - Actually... ...Abby, the thing is, I haven't really settled in yet.
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Okay, we need a quick recovery.
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I can rally. I will rally. You do rally. Every day, Abby.
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Just do it.
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Yeah. We should go.
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- Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. - That's perfect.
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He flosses.
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So you just moved in. That's great. I'm Abby, by the way. Your neighbor from across the way.
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And I was thinking we should go out for dinner sometime. There is a new French bistro in town... ...and an art opening that got amazing reviews. So I was thinking we could go on Friday.
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- Well, you totally hosed me. - What? Last week on your show, you said, "Always be mean to hot girls... ...because they'll want you more." Well, I tried it on Shauna. She cried, and then I got detention. First of all, don't listen to what I say on my show.
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And it's a great place to raise a family. Really good school system. The parks are clean and well-maintained and safe. And there's a much lower divorce rate here than there is in New York.
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So there you have it. Never assume a girl is easy or assume she's a prude. There are many layers in between. And it's your job, gentlemen, to peel back those layers... ...and figure out exactly what type of woman you're dealing with. That sounded almost enlightened. Because once you do peel back those layers, my friends... ...her lady garden awaits. - And he's back. And I'm pretty sure you're gonna wanna fertilize that patch of petunias. Well, thanks, Mike. Coming up after this message, Javier tells us if your petunias... ...are gonna see any rainfall this weekend. I sure hope mine do. I wanna go home, but let's go over the script. Yeah, let's get it done really quickly.
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... over here, we have something quite different. - This isn't on my list. - Follow me. Is the segment over? Where the hell's he going? - Follow him. Follow him. - Go with him, Remote 1. - Hey. - Babes wrestling in Jell-O. - Oh, Jell-O. That's great. - Hello? Abby? - People calling and freaking out. - Oh, Jesus.
