- You printed out my profile? - My associate producer did. She doesn't like me to not be prepared. Not that I'm ever not prepared. Kudos, by the way, on your comprehensive car insurance plan. - That wasn't in my profile. - No, but it's in your background check.
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Oh, did I burst your little harlequin romance bubble? What? Come on. The only thing you burst is your credibility. Men are completely capable of experiencing love. Okay, I'll bite. Go on. Who's the guy? - What? - The guy. Mr. Wonderful. The one who's so capable of love. Who is he? What's he like? He's smart, he's handsome but he doesn't know it. He's successful, but in a job that means something. He loves red wine, picnics, classical music. This is a guy in America, right?
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- Humanity is who watches our show. - Yeah. All 2.47 percent of them. You have rescheduled on this guy three times. You cancel on him tonight and he's gone.
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So who wants champagne?
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And don't forget to...
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Of Mike telling an ugly truth... ...and they are just so...
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...his desperate neighbor. - I'm not desperate.
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Why do you hate my guts? Your innards are of no consequence to me. It's what you represent. Oh, you hate the truth. Your skewed perception of male-female interaction is not the truth. But your imaginary boyfriend's the truth? For your information, I happened to meet him. Well, I hope he's real this time, because otherwise this is just sad. Oh, he's real. He's very real. Not to mention stunningly handsome, morally sound. He's a surgeon. An orthopedic surgeon. - You know what that means. - What?
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All right, well, you know... ...I actually took the liberty of printing out some talking points... ...in case this happened. - I take it this has happened before? - No. No. But you have nine out of 10 of the necessary attributes on my checklist. Oh, dear God. Okay. Oh, this is a good one. Let's start with three, okay?
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God. I hate you so much, I just swore on live television.
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- Hello. May I be of assistance? - Yes, you may. We need cocktail dresses... ...tight jeans and some bras that'll make my friend's breasts... ...sit up and say hello. - They're not saying hello now? - What are they saying? - They're giving more of a passing nod... ...rather than an outright greeting.
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Mike, Mike, Mike. Come on up.
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- Hi. - Hello.
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Tell Harold about the new teaser campaign... ...we're starting next week. You're gonna love this. Sure. Sure, sure, sure.
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- Well, that's a shocker, you're bailing. - I wouldn't recommend that. Keep rolling on the onboard camera.
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I'm sorry... ... but Jack Magnum will no longer be able to do The Ugly Truth. Which should really come as no surprise... ...because men are completely unreliable. What is she doing? Yes? Yes, Harold? Yes. Yes, I know. We're fixing it. Take Mike Chadway, for instance. He up and quit the show without so much as a word. You think you know what men are gonna do, you think you know... ... what men want to do. But when it comes down to that moment... ... where they actually need to step up and, I don't know, make a move... ... they chicken out.
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I am an award-winning news producer. Award-winning producer. I am an award-winning news producer. I am an award-winning news producer. You're an award-winning news producer. - You don't knock? - Well, I did knock. You didn't answer. So essentially, your knock was negated by your complete lack of adherence... ...to the social etiquette that follows a knock.