- Fine. What do I do? - Pick up and say, "Hey, Doug." - Why would I...? - Just do it.
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More on this when we come back. We'll hear from a zoo official forced to take... And we're back with The Ugly Truth, where we're gonna be talking about... ... what it is men and women really want in relationships. I've been looking through some books. Smart Women, Foolish Choices.
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- Hold that thought. - No, hey, you won't get in trouble. Down a bit. Down a bit.
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Well, I guess I'll get going, then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Quite possibly the best I have ever tasted.
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Newsmen are not defined by the easy times... ...they're defined by the hard times. Can you imagine Ted Koppel or Tom Brokaw... ...working with their wives as co-anchors? No. Because they couldn't handle it.
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He delivers it.
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Dorky? Hell, no. Are you kidding? You're ahead of the game. Women are coming to you. You know how cool that is? Relish this moment, okay? Now get the hell out of here. I'll see you at 5. - Okay. - We'll celebrate. - Don't forget the pizza, King Kong. - Hey, have I ever?
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...flick the bean? - What bean?
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Hey.
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Coming up, we're gonna visit the aquarium... ...and see how Penny the Porpoise is. Can she clear that 10-foot pole... ...with a ball on her nose? When we come back. When we come back.
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Hello. Can I get you something? - I'll have one of those, please. - A mojito. Sure. - Would you like anything else? - Yeah, some water. Okay, would you like still or sparkling? - Tap water's great. Thanks. - Tap. All right. What? What?
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- Hey, how convenient. - No, I... I thought it was you at the door. Well, I guess we're all interchangeable.
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Sounds like a great argument for evolution if you ask me. And that, my friends, is the ugly truth. And we're wrapped.