Why do you hate my guts? Your innards are of no consequence to me. It's what you represent. Oh, you hate the truth. Your skewed perception of male-female interaction is not the truth. But your imaginary boyfriend's the truth? For your information, I happened to meet him. Well, I hope he's real this time, because otherwise this is just sad. Oh, he's real. He's very real. Not to mention stunningly handsome, morally sound. He's a surgeon. An orthopedic surgeon. - You know what that means. - What?
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- What are you doing? - Saving you. He was blowing you off. He wasn't blowing me off! Don't. Okay, he'll be expecting you to call him. And when you don't, he'll call back. - How do you know? - Because I know how men operate. If you want it to work out with this guy, then you'll listen to me... ...and you'll do exactly as I say. You've done irreparable damage... ...with your psycho-aggressive control-freak phone call. It might even be too late.
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Do you understand how much I hate myself for that? It was cheap titillation. I am now going to broadcasting hell... ...right behind the naked weathergirl from Canada.
The Ugly Truth
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Coming up, we're gonna visit the aquarium... ...and see how Penny the Porpoise is. Can she clear that 10-foot pole... ...with a ball on her nose? When we come back. When we come back.
The Ugly Truth
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Do you realize that I once had... ...the Archbishop Desmond Tutu on this show? - Who's that? - I can't demonstrate how far I've fallen.
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All right. If we're gonna do this, we might as well milk it. Two, get ready to go wide. One, tight on his hand. Lick the Jell-O off her finger.
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I was wrong. It's cherry. Back to you in the studio, Georgia. Bye.
The Ugly Truth
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Lick the Jell-O off her finger.
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- Who's Doug? - He's just a guy I'm seeing. It's nothing serious. Just a guy I'm seeing. It's nothing serious.
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- Fine. What do I do? - Pick up and say, "Hey, Doug." - Why would I...? - Just do it.
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And if you do salvage the situation, you'll never be more than Abby...
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Listen to you. Desperately asking me if you sound desperate.
