Friday... - Would Saturday be better? - Actually... ...Abby, the thing is, I haven't really settled in yet.
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We have an early flight tomorrow. We should go.
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What is he doing here already?
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Okay. Keep the conversation under a minute. Now go. - Under a minute? Under a minute. - Yes. No, wait, wait, wait. Come here, come here. You're such an asshole.
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Okay, we need a quick recovery.
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I can rally. I will rally. You do rally. Every day, Abby.
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Oh, my God. You're Mike Chadway. I love you. - Hey, buddy, what the hell? - Dude, what the fuck? - Dude, what the fuck? - What? No, no, no. I'm not talking to you. - I'm not talking to you. - Okay, did I do something wrong?
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KS XP retained the copyright to your old segment title... ...so we retitled you: Morning Madness With Mike.
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- Miss me? - Colin. - You were expecting someone else? - No.
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- Oh, God. - Camera 1, ready for a three-shot. - I'm not frowny. - Yes, you are. Move in here and give this beautiful woman a kiss. - God. This is ridiculous. - McFlaccid? - That mean what I think it means? - Yes. Kiss her. - No. They're not gonna... - Give it to her, right in front of me. - And in front of them. - Let me... Goddamn it, Georgia, let me be a man. - No! - Zoom in on that, 2. Zoom in. America doesn't want to see this. And that, my friends, is the ugly truth. Get ready to roll to break. Ready to roll... Oh, you are a man. He is a man. Break. Cut to commercial! - Cut to commercial! - That was great! Wasn't that great? I told you that guy was great. Good job, everybody.
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Well, I guess I'll get going, then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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He flosses.
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- Off we go. - Where are we going? I'm not going anywhere with you.
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Make sure you put the hot dog in your mouth nice and slowly.
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...every hour, on the hour.
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- Well, you totally hosed me. - What? Last week on your show, you said, "Always be mean to hot girls... ...because they'll want you more." Well, I tried it on Shauna. She cried, and then I got detention. First of all, don't listen to what I say on my show.
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- Stand by to go to three. - Yeah, so some... Cacciatore gets mushrooms, garlic. Exactly. - Yeah. Put the mushrooms in. - All right. And whatever amount of garlic you want. - Really? - You can't have enough garlic. - Oh, you can. - I certainly can. - Do it every night. - I got a nice, big spoon for you. - Oh, excellent. Thank you. - Here you go.
