I want to welcome all of you back to the start of the new school year, all the Xavier boys and Immaculate Heart girls.
Lady Bird
15.6s
They do a fall musical and a spring play, and from what I hear, it's a real blast. What I'd really like is to be on Math Olympiad. But math isn't something you're terribly strong in. That we know of yet. [bell ringing]
Lady Bird
41.9s
Hey. I-I like your band. Uh, with Jonah Ruiz, - Lenfance New? - L’enfance Nue. Uh, well, I-I saw your Thanksgiving show. My name's Lady Bird. That's weird. You shake hands. Yeah. I'm friends with Jenna and she's always talking about how great your band is. So I wanted to check it out. - Yeah. Jenna's hella tight. - Yeah. Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce or something, huh? Sure. See you at the Deuce. - [door opens] - [man] Hey. I'm not paying you to flirt. [sighs] I wasn't flirting. I wish you had been. [exhales]
Lady Bird
1.5s
Pick a star for us.
Lady Bird
29.8s
[teacher, students] Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women... Glory to you, O Lord. [teacher, students] I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. A vote for Amanda is a vote for boys, boys and healthy vending machines, because no one wants a muffin with that many calories. Whoo!
Lady Bird
5.4s
I think he and my mom are fighting so enjoy the lunches while you can. Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to lose weight. Really?
Lady Bird
1.7s
- Shelly. - What?
Lady Bird
2.7s
I have an idea of how to get Sarah Joan back.
Lady Bird
5.3s
[woman] Our college trip took 21 hours and five minutes. [both laugh]
Lady Bird
2.6s
- I love you! - I love you.
Lady Bird
19.1s
- What? - Uh, what was the emergency? - [Jenna] Oh, my great aunt died. - I'm so sorry. She kinda did it to herself. Yeah. I don't know why you'd do that if you're already so old. Ladies. Skirts. I'm going to write you a citation, Miss Walton. No more short skirts.
Lady Bird
4.2s
Now, I know you all miss Father Leviatch, and I can tell you that the brothers do too.
Lady Bird
10.2s
[students chattering] [sighs] Sarah Joan is all up in my junk. She's a cunt. Birdy, you like her. Yeah, but she's a cunt.
Lady Bird
2.3s
Okay. B it is.
Lady Bird
35.4s
But I'm gonna give this thing my best shot. [light chuckle] Uh, now, usually I'm the JV football coach, but from what I can see, a play is a play. Where's Lady Bird? She's with her new best friend. She thinks she's too cool for theater. If you can pull out your-your scripts, I've assigned a number to each of your roles. And, uh, I'm gonna put the blocking up here on the board, and then if you guys can transcribe that back in your play books, that'd be great. Who's playing what part? Uh, I had Miss Patty here assign roles, since she knows you all. So, uh, call them out, Miss Patty. Okay, uh, Prospero. Danny. [Father Walther] Danny. Nice. That's role one.
Lady Bird
1.9s
- There you go. - Thanks.
Lady Bird
19.9s
[chuckling] Mom, we... we can't really talk right now. [teens snickering] Well, happy Thanksgiving. We missed you, Lady Bird. Try to run, try to hide, try to keep it inside [both laughing] - [Lady Bird] Bye. - Bye, Birdy. - [boy] Bye, Shelly. - [girl] Bye, Shelly.
Lady Bird
17.5s
Just can you drive me to the post office on Jade? It should still be open. [all] Three, two, one. Happy New Year! [chattering] Happy New Year! [humming] So you pull the nozzle out. You tip it in.