Sex is not a big deal. It's just my mom called me during it. - [Sister Sarah Joan] Skirt check. - Was on my cell phone. The one she got me for emergencies. Did you pick up? Yeah. I was like, "Um, Mom, I can't really talk right now." [girls laughing] What was the emergency?
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Of course, he probably wouldn't anyway. He's Mr. Nice Guy, - and I always have to be the bad guy. - Can we please just talk... - It can't look like a rag, - ...about this tomorrow? Because that makes us look like rags. You wanna know the truth? Here's the truth. Some of your friends' fathers could employ your father, and they're not gonna do it if it looks like his family is trash. You understand?
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1m20s
- Being alive - [piano playing] - [applause] - [man] Okay. Christine. - Lady Bird. - Is that your given name? - Yeah. - Why is it in quotes? Well, I gave it to myself. It's given to me, by me. Okay. Take it away, Lady Bird. Everybody says don't, everybody says don't Everybody says don't, it isn't right Don't, it isn't nice Everybody says don't, everybody says don't Everybody says don't walk on the grass - [piano playing] - Rolling along Rolling along Make me a channel of your peace Where there is despair in life Let me bring hope Where there is darkness, only light And where there's sadness, ever joy [piano playing] There are giants in the sky There are big, tall, terrible giants in the sky When you're way up high And you look below At the world you left And the things you know Little more than a glance Is enough to show you Just how small you are [mom] I see light on in your room. Go to bed.
Lady Bird
31.8s
I wouldn't do that. I thought you should have them, but I want you to know how much she loves you, but also don't tell her I salvaged them, okay? Okay. ["Always See Your Face" playing ♪] ♪ Won't somebody please ♪ ♪ Help me with my miseries ♪ - Hey. - Hey.
Lady Bird
9.8s
[man] Did you know toothpaste is basically ineffective. - It's like sucking on a mint. - Mike Kelly died. - I didn't even know he was sick again. - [spits]
Lady Bird
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[Lady Bird] "Julie" doesn't need to be in quotes.
Lady Bird
1m0s
- Probably just gonna go to city college. - [pages rustling] - Put the magazine back! - [both snickering] Shit! [huffs] - You doing okay, mama? - Oh, yeah, that was terrifying, wasn't it? Thank God you were there. So I guess we can't have pencils anymore. Yeah, just gotta go back to quill tipped markers. Crayola. Right. Thank you. It's for you. I got it for the baby. - I couldn't resist it. [laughing] - She loves pink. It's more for you and Andrea than it is for the baby. I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it. - No, it's perfect. - Okay. Good. I'll see you tomorrow. Or, I mean, later. - Thank you. - Okay. [easy listening music playing] ♪ It's hard to think ♪ ♪ This eve of parting ♪ ♪ Turns to sand of summer gone ♪ ♪ When both our minds are warped with parting ♪ ♪ Break the thought of nights alone ♪ ♪ Maybe I should... ♪
Lady Bird
15.6s
Sister Gina and I drove all the way home before we noticed people were honking. - Really? - [both laughing] To be fair, I wasn't just married to Jesus. It's been 40 years. Well, he's a lucky guy. [Sister Joan laughing] I read your college essay.
Lady Bird
10.9s
[Larry] Hi. You've reached the McPherson family. Please leave a message. Thank you. [beeps] Hi, Mom and Dad. It's me. Christine.
Lady Bird
20.6s
[laughter] Yesterday is done See the pretty countryside To get our emotions going, we're going to play first one to cry wins Starting... now. I'm playing too.
Lady Bird
2.4s
- But it's not my real name. - It's not the same thing.
Lady Bird
1.8s
Hey, I think B.
Lady Bird
3.6s
[laughing, chattering]
Lady Bird
8.5s
Hi. A-minus. Pretty sure it was an A. I'm not, but okay. It was. Trust me, I know talent when I see it.
Lady Bird
1m2s
[man] We're afraid that we will never escape our past, and we're afraid of what the future will bring. We're afraid that we will not get into the college of our choice. We're afraid we won't be loved, we won't be liked, we won't succeed. [teacher] Here are the classics... St. Augustine, of course, Aquinas, my favorite, Kierkegaard... Oh, wait until you hear his love story. It will make you swoon. [speaking Spanish] [man] And the coming of our Savior, Jesus Christ. [students] For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours, now and forever. Amen. [Teacher] Some of the students were disturbed by your posters. [Lady Bird] It's just a bird head on a lady body, or vice versa. I think it's a little upsetting. It's my tradition to run for office. Don't worry. I won't win. That's not what I'm worried about. This won't mess with my scholarship, will it? No. You're okay there.
Lady Bird
13.3s
Do not ask me, "Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be on the finals," or, "Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be on the midterm?" Because I'm not gonna tell you. That is none of your business. - [laughs] - Those aren't the rules. This is my house. [sighs] "A reading from a letter of St. John."