- Why can't I just make the eggs? - Because you take too long, you make a big mess, and I have to clean the whole thing up. Eggs aren't good for the environment anyways. - [Lady Bird] What? - You heard her. Eat quickly, please.
Lady Bird
9.8s
[man] Did you know toothpaste is basically ineffective. - It's like sucking on a mint. - Mike Kelly died. - I didn't even know he was sick again. - [spits]
Lady Bird
7.1s
Do you think that Shelly and Miguel have sex on the pullout couch? Oh, yeah. [both laughing]
Lady Bird
1.5s
I love this neighborhood.
Lady Bird
2.4s
- But it's not my real name. - It's not the same thing.
Lady Bird
14.6s
[sighs] I can't stop you dicks from hanging out here, but quit wrinkling all the magazines! [Lady Bird] When I'm in this store, I'm not your sister. I'm a customer, Miguel. I'm always right. Ever since she moved in, your brother and Shelly are becoming the same person. No way.
Lady Bird
11.7s
[Julie] If I lived here, I would definitely have my wedding in the backyard. I'd have friends over all the time to study and eat snacks. I'd be like, "Mom, we're taking the snacks upstairs to the TV room."
Lady Bird
1.8s
I'd have my own bathroom.
Lady Bird
1.5s
Yeah, it's so beautiful.
Lady Bird
1m0s
- Probably just gonna go to city college. - [pages rustling] - Put the magazine back! - [both snickering] Shit! [huffs] - You doing okay, mama? - Oh, yeah, that was terrifying, wasn't it? Thank God you were there. So I guess we can't have pencils anymore. Yeah, just gotta go back to quill tipped markers. Crayola. Right. Thank you. It's for you. I got it for the baby. - I couldn't resist it. [laughing] - She loves pink. It's more for you and Andrea than it is for the baby. I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it. - No, it's perfect. - Okay. Good. I'll see you tomorrow. Or, I mean, later. - Thank you. - Okay. [easy listening music playing] ♪ It's hard to think ♪ ♪ This eve of parting ♪ ♪ Turns to sand of summer gone ♪ ♪ When both our minds are warped with parting ♪ ♪ Break the thought of nights alone ♪ ♪ Maybe I should... ♪
Lady Bird
13.7s
- Just pull over here. - Are you sure? - I can drive you to the front. - No. This is fine. I like to walk. [sets parking brake] Well, I love you. So, what do you think about college? - See what I can do. - Thanks, Dad.
Lady Bird
2.2s
- What about terrorism? - Don't be a Republican.
Lady Bird
2.5s
[Lady Bird] "Julie" doesn't need to be in quotes.
Lady Bird
5.4s
Oh... [sniffling] I'm sorry.
Lady Bird
6.7s
I'm not sure you're right. [Julie laughs, mutters]
