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25.4s
They look like sperms. I ju... I just remembered, I had a dream about you. - Really? [laughs] - Yeah. - What... What happened? - Um, we were... we were flying to Disneyland on a giant carrot. [laughs] That's awesome. - I love Disneyland. - Yeah. Me too. - I think it's kind of scary, but... - Mm. ...I also love it.
Lady Bird
42s
You're not going to a funeral. Well, I don't know. What says "rich people Thanksgiving"? I just think it's such a shame that you're spending your last Thanksgiving with a family you've never met instead of us, but... I know. I guess you want it that way. - Are you tired? - No. - Hey, Marion. - Hey, Joyce. Hey, how's the baby? - She's crawling. - No! I wanna see a picture at checkout. - Okay. - Okay. - 'Cause if you're tired, we can sit down. - I'm not tired. Oh, okay. I just couldn't tell because you were dragging your feet. Well, I just couldn't tell. Why didn't you just say, "Pick up your feet"? I didn't know if you were tired. - You were being passive-aggressive. - No, I wasn't. - You are so infuriating. - Please stop yelling. - I'm not yelling. Oh! Perfect! - Honey, do you love it?
Lady Bird
24.8s
[door opens] Lady Bird. You can't lock the door when we have one bathroom. Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's just this is the only place I can get any privacy. You really need to use two towels? Uh, no. - I guess no. - If you need to use two towels, you just have to say because this affects my whole day. Because I have to do laundry before work and I need to know if there's more towels that I need to wash. I just need one. Sorry. Okay. Well, let me get to the mirror, I've gotta get going.
Lady Bird
26.1s
♪ The damage is done, so I guess I be leaving ♪ ♪ Oh! ♪ - ♪ The damage is done ♪ - I don't want to have sex yet. - I haven't had sex yet. - Me neither. - With another person. Really? - Nope. Me either. Yeah. ♪ You don't have to say what you did ♪ - ♪ I already know ♪ - ♪ I already know ♪ ♪ I found out from him ♪ - ♪ Now there's just no chance ♪ - [Lady Bird] Oh, my God. It's the tanning bed. [gasps] Julie will love this. Who's Julie? ♪ You can go on... ♪
Lady Bird
1m2s
I said, "Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong." You think dead children aren't morally wrong? No. I'm just saying that if you took up close pictures of my vagina while I was on my period, it would be disturbing, but it doesn't make it wrong. Excuse me? Listen. If your mother had had the abortion, we wouldn't have to sit through this stupid assembly. [students gasps, chuckle] [students whispering indistinctly] [Marion] Suspended? How does this happen? Everything we do is for you. Everything. Do you think I like driving that car around? - No. - Do you? - No. - Do you think I like working double shifts at the psych hospital? - No. - You needed to go to the Catholic school because your brother saw somebody knifed in front of him at the public school. Is that what you want? Larry, what are you doing on the computer? - Nothing. - You think your dad and I don't know how ashamed that you are of us? Your dad knows. Your dad knows why you ask him to drop you off a block away from school every day. - Dad, I didn't mean to. - You made him feel horrible! - Horrible! You know that? - [Lady Bird] I'm sorry.
Lady Bird