Okay. Jennifer's evil. I know. No, I mean, she's actually evil. Not high-school evil. I've been through the occult section at the library five times. Our library has an occult section? Yeah, it's um� it's really small. Uh, you have to read this.
Jennifer's Body
10.8s
Well, what about the dance? Who cares about the goddanged dance, Chip? I do. I ordered your corsage. It's an orchid. It was, like, $12.
Jennifer's Body
15.2s
Needy. I should have believed you. I'm sorry. No. No, no. Listen to me. I'm gonna get some help. Okay? Okay? Yeah. Okay.
Jennifer's Body
4.1s
Just bought our formal tickets. Did you make reservations at the Cheesecake Factory?
Jennifer's Body
7s
I'll be at the dance. I just need to keep an eye on Jennifer. Promise me you're not gonna go.
Jennifer's Body
6.1s
Thought I'd ask. You seem like you might be plugging.
Jennifer's Body
2.5s
Oh, Chip.
Jennifer's Body
1m19s
She can fly? She's just hovering. It's not that impressive. God, do you have to undermine everything that I do? You are such a player-hater. You're a jerk. Wow. Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs? You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys... and pour lemonade on my bed. And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent. Why do you need him? Huh? You could have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So... why Chip? Is itjust to tick me off? Or is it because you're just really insecure? I'm� I am not insecure, Needy. God, that's a joke. How could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen. Yeah. Two years ago, when you were socially relevant. I am still socially relevant. And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny. I am going... to eat your soul... and shit it out, Lesnicki! - Thought you only murdered boys. - I go both ways.
Jennifer's Body
5s
St. Jude, patron saint of hopeless causes, please give me the power to crush this bitch.
