Colin wouldn't like this. You think so? Yeah, you're right. I'm pretty sure my son wouldn't have liked being eaten by a fucking cannibal... and buried before his 18th birthday. Wow. You must have known him so well. Jill. By the time they found Colin in that godforsaken house, he looked like lasagna with teeth. I'd know. I had to identify the remains. My boy... is not in the realm ofthe undead. He is not flying around in the firmament... on magical wings of flame. He's in an overpriced rosewood box... that's headed six feet downtown.
Jennifer's Body
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They did a big memorial assembly for Colin at school. And we had to watch another presentation about curfews and the buddy system... and how to deal with grief. But nobody seemed to care anymore. Sorrow was last week's emotion.
Jennifer's Body
13.4s
And ever since then, I just knew what I had to do to be strong. And when I'm full, like I am right now, I'm, like, unkillable. Like, I can do shit like this. Watch.
Jennifer's Body
10.1s
Sure, we all hoped this would be the last funeral, but I knew better. So I did some research. Paranormal research.
Jennifer's Body
8.6s
So... you can take your pain... and you can shove it up your asses, kids.
Jennifer's Body
3.7s
Jennifer and I hadn't spoken since our encounter in my room.
Jennifer's Body
3.6s
Actually, I hadn't really spoken to anyone.
Jennifer's Body
17.9s
"Offering a virgin to Satan. " "Ifthe sacrifice is impure- Human and demonic relations"� "Destroying a demon. "Demons are weakest when hungry, but a blade to the heart is the surest way to kill the beast. "
Jennifer's Body
8.8s
Sometimes, the letters are from people who say they're praying for me. They tell me everything will be okay if I just acceptJesus Christ into my heart.
Jennifer's Body
2.4s
Feel my heart, Jonas.
Jennifer's Body
6.4s
Personally, I think they're trying to wear us out, keep us sluggish so there won't be an uprising.
Jennifer's Body
4.8s
Nobody comes back. Nobody gets offthe cross.
Jennifer's Body
4.9s
Rec time started five minutes ago, Needy. Grassy-ass, Raymundo.
Jennifer's Body
24.5s
That's amazing. Can I, um� Can I buy you a drink? Sure. What are we having? They have this really awesome 9/11 tribute shooter. It's red, white and blue, but you have to drink it really fast or it turns brownish. All right. Well, we'll drink it fast. Okay. - Okay. - I'll be right back. Hey, how- how are you gonna get alcohol? Um, I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
Jennifer's Body
1.8s
Aw, shit.
Jennifer's Body
17.7s
I think they need two groupies. No! No. Come on. Don't be so J.V., Needy. They're just boys, morsels. We have all the power. Don't you know that? These things? These are like smart bombs. Okay? You point them in the right direction, and shit gets real.
Jennifer's Body
33.5s
Are you, uh� you're gonna cuff me? Don't do that. Okay? Not here. Hey, that's the band. Mmm. You can totally tell they're from the city. Yeah, 'cause they're wearing eyeliner. They look like a bunch of faygos. Well, you would think that, Roman, because you're a small-time Gomer. I wish we had more guys like that in Devil's Kettle. All stylish and shit.
Jennifer's Body
13.7s
Hey, it's Ahmet from India, that foreign exchange guy. I wonder if he's circumcised. I always wanted to try a sea cucumber. Ew. Jennifer Check. Shouldn't poison yourself with that shit.
