That's amazing. Can I, um� Can I buy you a drink? Sure. What are we having? They have this really awesome 9/11 tribute shooter. It's red, white and blue, but you have to drink it really fast or it turns brownish. All right. Well, we'll drink it fast. Okay. - Okay. - I'll be right back. Hey, how- how are you gonna get alcohol? Um, I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
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I remember.
Jennifer's Body
2.8s
Jennifer!
Jennifer's Body
9.3s
I couldn't bring myself to hurt you. I mean, I'm a really good friend, but I was just so hungry.
Jennifer's Body
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Ahmet.
Jennifer's Body
5.4s
Stop kidnapping my girlfriend. dd You wish.
Jennifer's Body
2.2s
No way.
Jennifer's Body
2.1s
Maybe it did.
Jennifer's Body
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- Who, Jan Brady? - No, man. Fuck you. I'm talking about the one who went to get me a drink. The State Fair Butter Princess. That's the one. I don't know. Are you sure she's- Listen, I grew up in a town like this, okay? There's always that girl. They love to show it off, but they do not give it up. You told us you were from Brooklyn. My point is, this girl is definitely a virgin, okay? - I know girls like that. I've dated chicks� - I don't know. Well, we didn't drive all the way out here for nothing, so� Fine. Okay? You know, I'm notjust your bassist. I'm a person with feelings who happens to play the bass- - Excuse me. - I'd like a little respect around here. Look, I didn't know you had feelings. Hey. Hey. That's my best friend that you're talking about. And you're right. She is a virgin. And that beats sleeping with creeps like you.
Jennifer's Body
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Aw, shit.
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Are you, uh� you're gonna cuff me? Don't do that. Okay? Not here. Hey, that's the band. Mmm. You can totally tell they're from the city. Yeah, 'cause they're wearing eyeliner. They look like a bunch of faygos. Well, you would think that, Roman, because you're a small-time Gomer. I wish we had more guys like that in Devil's Kettle. All stylish and shit.
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8.2s
Anyway, I don't really remember what happened after that. I just know that I woke up and I found my way back to you.
Jennifer's Body
1.8s
Are you lost?
Jennifer's Body
14.5s
"Wear something cute" meant something very specific in Jennifer-speak. It meant I couldn't look like a total zero, but I couldn't upstage her either. I could expose my stomach, but never my cleavage. Tits were her trademark.
Jennifer's Body
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Jennifer's here. How do you know? Needy! Quit tampooning yourself and get down here. That's fucking weird. Better hurry before she gets annoyed. You always do whatJennifer tells you to do. No, I don't. It's just that I like the same things that she likes. We have stuff in common. That's why we're biffs. You guys don't have anything in common. Yeah. Okay, Chip.
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What time is the show? I'll pick you up at 8:30. My mom has a date with that guy who owns the ham store. He seems nice. Wear something cute, okay? Okay.