Hello, Needy. Hi. Jennifer. Hi, Colin. Can I borrow your English homework again? I forgot to read Hamlet. Is he gonna fuck his mom? No� I don't� I don't� I don't think so. Um, I actually wanted to ask you something. You wanna know if I'll go out with you? No! Yeah. What? I� - I don't g� How'd you know? - Just go ahead with the pitch.
Jennifer's Body
15.1s
Mmm. Hi, Chip. Hey, hey. Ugh. Get a room. So, talking to your mysterious pal Colin Gray again. No. He was asking Jennifer out on a date. That's weird.
Jennifer's Body
23.5s
Just one Toast 'Em, huh? I like Toast 'Ems. Well, that's good. But I'm not sure a Toast 'Em can provide sufficient energy during your day. I recommend more complex carbo� - No, she didn't! - I recommend you shut the fuck up! All right.
Jennifer's Body
2.2s
I'll kill him myself.
Jennifer's Body
14.7s
Forget it. He's seminal, but whatever. Anyway, this singer guy, Jennifer says he's extra salty, so- Salty. Salty means beautiful. Well, then you must be soy sauce, babe.
Jennifer's Body
4.5s
Ow! Shit! Ooh! Puncture wound. God, that's so emo.
Jennifer's Body
6.4s
Come on, Needy. I promised Chip that I would hang out with him tonight. Boo. Cross out Needy.
Jennifer's Body
17.7s
I think they need two groupies. No! No. Come on. Don't be so J.V., Needy. They're just boys, morsels. We have all the power. Don't you know that? These things? These are like smart bombs. Okay? You point them in the right direction, and shit gets real.
Jennifer's Body
13.7s
Hey, it's Ahmet from India, that foreign exchange guy. I wonder if he's circumcised. I always wanted to try a sea cucumber. Ew. Jennifer Check. Shouldn't poison yourself with that shit.
Jennifer's Body
26.9s
We are gathered here to celebrate the life of Colin Gray, who was plucked from the prime of his youth� Colin! Take me with you! I belong down there... in the darkness! No, Kevin. Those are just his earthly remains. He's among the dark angels ofthe realm now. Fly, Colin. Fly into the firmament.
Jennifer's Body
11.7s
So, why are you headed east? I'm following this rock band. Must be one hell of a group. Tonight's gonna be their last show.
Jennifer's Body
2.7s
You made it out.
Jennifer's Body
24.5s
That's amazing. Can I, um� Can I buy you a drink? Sure. What are we having? They have this really awesome 9/11 tribute shooter. It's red, white and blue, but you have to drink it really fast or it turns brownish. All right. Well, we'll drink it fast. Okay. - Okay. - I'll be right back. Hey, how- how are you gonna get alcohol? Um, I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
Jennifer's Body
1.7s
I remember.
Jennifer's Body
2.8s
Jennifer!
Jennifer's Body
9.3s
I couldn't bring myself to hurt you. I mean, I'm a really good friend, but I was just so hungry.
