Guess who's got the whip until 11:30. A 2003 Chrysler Sebring, and it's all mine. Oh, hi, Chip. It smells like Thai food in here. - Have you guys been fucking? - You're gross. - You're gross. You're gross. - You're so gross. Fuck you. Let's go to the club. Melody Lane is not a club. It's a bar. It's not even a bar. It's like a bingo hall with taps. Eat my ass, Chip. You're justJell-O 'cause you're not invited. I'm notJell-O. That place is disgusting. Everyone in there has a mustache. You're totallyJell-O. You're lime-green Jell-O, and you can't even admit it to yourself.
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Does your host family know you're alive?
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3.2s
Does anyone know you're alive?
Jennifer's Body
4.2s
What do you mean, when you're full?
Jennifer's Body
4.5s
Ow! Shit! Ooh! Puncture wound. God, that's so emo.
Jennifer's Body
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"Offering a virgin to Satan. " "Ifthe sacrifice is impure- Human and demonic relations"� "Destroying a demon. "Demons are weakest when hungry, but a blade to the heart is the surest way to kill the beast. "
Jennifer's Body
1m13s
No! No! With the deepest malice, we deliver this virgin unto thee. Dude, that is a hot murder weapon. It's a bowie knife. Bowie? Nice. - Here we go! It's gonna be gnarly! - No, please, please! No, please, God! Wait a second. I just thought of something. Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me. You don't know me, but you make me so happy. I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve. d I used my imagination d d But I was disturbed d dJenny, I got your number d d I need to make you mine d dJenny, don't change your number d d 867-5309 d d 867-5309 dd They killed you. I'm still here, aren't I? They did go all Benihana on my ass with that knife and it should have killed me, but for some reason it didn't.
Jennifer's Body
13.4s
Shoot. Please don't talk to yourself. It's one ofyour more freakish Needy behaviors... and it makes us both look like total gaylords. Ew. Fuck. You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buffyour situation.
Jennifer's Body
21s
Needy, I think you might wanna talk to the school shrink. I'm not saying that to be a dillhole. Chip, I don't tell whoppers, and I'm not crazy. I didn't say you were crazy. It's just, everybody's a little messed up about this, and it's okay to feel� Discombobulated? Yeah. Fucked up. Hey, Needy. - Oh, hi, Colin. - I heard you were there last night in the fiery trenches.
Jennifer's Body
12.4s
This is a dark, dark day... for Devil's Kettle. And believe me you, I have lived through some� some pretty heavy stuff.
Jennifer's Body
2s
We can't get through there!
Jennifer's Body
10.2s
I watched her get into that van, and I knew something awful was going to happen. He was skinny and twisted and evil, like this petrified tree I saw when I was a kid.
Jennifer's Body
26.7s
We lost eight precious students... including Ahmet from India, several parents... and our beloved Spanish teacher, Senorita Erickson. No way. Erickson ate shit? Now more than ever, put aside your teenage concerns... about who's a cool dude, or who's a ho.
Jennifer's Body
5s
Needy, do you want me to come over or something? I don't know. Maybe.
Jennifer's Body
7.3s
I knew it was real. I'd been up all night, scrubbing the carnage offthe linoleum.