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1m23s
Want me to suck your cock while driving? How old are you? What? How old are you? Wow, man. That's the first time anybody asked that in a long time. What's the answer? Okay. We gonna play kiddie games? Eighteen. Feel better? You got some ID, you know, like a driver's license or something? - [LAUGHING] Are you joking? - No, I'm not. I need to see something official that verifies that you're 18, which you don't have because you're not. Talk about a bring-down bummer, dude. That's you. Yeah. Obviously, I'm not too young to fuck you. But obviously, you are too old to fuck me. What I'm too old to do is go to jail for poontang. [LAUGHS] Prison's been trying to get me all my life. It ain't got me yet. The day it does, it won't be because of you. No offense.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
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Are you some old cowboy guy that used to make movies there? Whoa! - [BOTH LAUGHING] - What? I'm just surprised how accurate that description of me really is. Some old cowboy guy that used to shoot movies at Spahn Ranch. So you used to make Westerns at the ranch back in the old-timey days?
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood