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- I'm an amateur. I kind of... - That looks like an M&M. Longer face? Bigger nose? Would you say his mouth was wider? Open? A gap? Is there another squad car in the area that could be of further assistance? I don't seem to be getting any. Okay, so just walk me through again what this guy did. He... He... He came in, he's wielding... He's wielding something. He hits this small gentleman in the slacks. And then he jumps over you, he feels you up, violates you. - I did not say that. - No, he doesn't. Look, I can't do this. I told you already, I have an exam tomorrow. Can you understand that? I have a goddamn veterinary exam!
Superbad
24.1s
- Evan, hey. - Hey, Becca. - Hey, thank you for your pen. - Hey. No problem. No, no, don't worry. No worries. You keep it. You won't have to borrow one again because you'll have that one. - Thank you so much, that's... - You're welcome. Don't worry about it. So I was gonna ask you... ...did you hear about Jesse's grad party next weekend? - It should be fun. - I heard. I... It's a maybe. - Really? - For me at the moment.
Superbad
27.3s
- Fuck! Over! - Okay, watch this. I'll get it right on the nose. You're gonna fuck it up. You're gonna fuck it up. Under! I feel hammered. That doesn't make any sense. - You're a fucking pussy. - Okay, okay. Great, great. - Okay, McLovin, see if you can do it. - The kid's gonna nail it. Come on, McLovin. Do it, buddy. Come on, buddy! - Bring it! - 0.08, motherfuckers! - Man! - That's my boy!
Superbad
1m4s
I'd sit there for hours, drawing dicks. I don't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to paper without drawing the shape of a penis. - That's fucked. - No shit, it's really fucked up. Here I am, this little kid... ... and I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life. All right. I mean, I don't see what this has to do with Becca. Just listen. Okay? Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom is where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation I had going on. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think. So I would stash all of my dick drawings... ... in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard. All of a sudden... Pussy! You hit Becca's foot with your dick? Yeah. I know.
Superbad
35.5s
- It'll be fine. - Yeah. Why don't you just wear what you wore to school? I can't do that. I can't let Jules see me in what I wore to school. It's completely unbecoming. No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam. I have to kill these guys. You don't negotiate with terrorists. Really? Yeah, that's what we should be talking about right now. Then why don't you go and get some of your own clothes? That's the dumbest thing ever. My parents will see that my car's been towed and I'll be grounded. These fucking terrorists multiply like bunnies. Where did I leave the M16? Do you have any bigger clothes or do you only shop at babyGap? Fuck me. I can't...
Superbad