Does your mom still have pizza bagels? Yeah. Lots. Pizza bagels.
Superbad
2.1s
- Shit! - Shit!
Superbad
1.9s
What is this? What's that?
Superbad
17.3s
Stop! - McLovin! - Come on. McLovin! McLovin! Why? McLovin, come back!
Superbad
12.8s
Raspberry vodka, Scotch... And Kyle's Killer Lemonade. A six-pack. This is a lot. I don't know if I can get away with all this. What difference does it make? I don't know, man. I'm, like, really nervous.
Superbad
5.3s
Is there a problem here, sir? No. No problem whatsoever.
Superbad
7.9s
Hell, yeah, we should get some road beers. Can I have 13 beers to go, please? Please. God, my fucking leg.
Superbad
23.2s
I can't believe Becca's bottle broke. - I'm sure it'll be fine. - Yeah. I thought you didn't need it. You were gonna tell her how you feel. Good luck getting Jules drunk enough to have sex with you. - What's wrong with you guys? - Nothing. You two femmes can talk about it next year at your little slumber party. Oh, you told him. - Told me what? - Yeah. You're an idiot, Fogell. - Well, we gotta tell him now. - No, we... Well, he knows something's up.
Superbad
10.7s
My hand! Monster! Nicole! Nicole, get Daddy. - Get Daddy. - Get Daddy! - Oh, shit. - Get away from my kids!
Superbad
5.9s
Well, you gotta get me some Kyle's Killer Lemonade. Kyle's Killer Lemonade. That's kind of gay, but I can get it for you.
Superbad
9.4s
- Probably nothing. Why? - I don't know. My parents are gone so I'm having a party. I don't really know how many people are gonna be there... ...but you could stop by if you wanted to.
Superbad
4.9s
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. They shot Seth. They fucking shot Seth, I know it.
Superbad
15.2s
You look great. You don't look terrible. It's just, like, a bad bruise. Everything's great, just from he... This, just like right there. - Your eye. - Yeah, your eye. Everything else is great. But seriously, I acted like a fucking idiot last night.
Superbad
3.1s
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
Superbad
2s
Evan, let's go to your house.
Superbad
10.2s
And lube. Seth? Are...? Are you crying?
Superbad
3.4s
So can you honestly help me figure out what kind of cover-up to get?
Superbad
20.7s
- Your legs lifted off the ground. - That is bona fide badass, man. You gotta keep that tape, McLovin. It is badass. - It really is. - Really? Well, don't you guys, like, need it for, like, evidence or...? The only thing that's evidence of is you can take a hit like a champ. Seriously. Take that. Are there any ladies we'd like to show this tape to?
