- Should I shoot him? - No, no, no! - No! - Stop him, McLovin! McLovin, stop him! Do it, do it, do it, do it!
Superbad
11.2s
And thank you very much for bringing everything, again. Seriously, it really made the night. No, that's how I roll. That's the thing. It's no problems. You'll learn that.
Superbad
12.9s
So I is an imaginary number. It doesn't really exist. If I equals the square root of negative one... ...then I squared equals negative one. Is this making s...? Okay.
Superbad
3.3s
It's the least they could do for stealing three years of my life.
Superbad
13.8s
She's way smashed. And she's been yammering about you all night. Really? What was she saying? She told you that she thinks I'm a good guy? No, no. She said something more like: "I will fully blow him tonight."
Superbad
8s
I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby. Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.
Superbad
4.2s
- Can I hold one? - What? Can I hold one of your guns?
Superbad
5.3s
Hey, Seth, you can't park in the faculty lot. Don't be such a vagine, man. I gotta get a Red Bull before class.
Superbad
1.4s
- Okay, bye. - Evan!
Superbad
7.5s
- Thanks for taking him, Seth. - No... No problem, Jane. - How are you? - Good. Beautiful.
Superbad
1m8s
Yo. Hey, I was doing some research for next year... ...and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to. - The Vag-tastic Voyage. - Which one is the Vag-tastic Voyage? The Vag-tastic Voyage is the one where... ... they find random girls on the street, and they invite them into a van... ...and then they bang them in the van. It's like 13 bucks a month... ...and you get access to other sites. Like one's Latina, one's Asian, you know, there's one for fetishes... ...like feet and pee-pee and shit and stuff like that. That's disgusting. You're like an animal. I'm... What? I'm disgusting? You're the weird one, man. Don't make me feel weird because I like porn. You're weird for not liking porn. I'm normal as shit. Peeing on people. That's normal? Evan, I'm not saying I'm gonna look at it. I'm just saying that it comes with the site, okay? I don't know what I'm gonna be into 10 years from now. I'm just sick of all the amateur stuff. I mean, like, if I'm paying top dollar, I want a little production value. Like some editing, transition, something. Some music. Yeah, well, I'm sorry the Coen brothers don't direct the porn that I watch. They're hard to get ahold of, okay? Plus your parents are gonna be looking at the bill, dipshit. Yeah, you're right. I probably should pick the one with the least dirty name.
Superbad
10.3s
Because I'll do anything. Please, okay? Anything. Like, literally... ...fucking anything. Name anything. Name it. Name it.
Superbad
5.1s
- What up? - Morning. Morning.
Superbad
2.7s
- Bye, Mom. - Bye, Jane.
Superbad
33.2s
- You got in? - We got right in. - Wanna do this, 'roid monkey? - Fuck you! Then we called it a night. We were all just really exhausted. What the fuck?! You would've loved it. It was an incredible, unbelievable night. That sounds like a lot of fun. You know, I'd love to go do something like that sometime. Who wouldn't? I mean, it was like... ...me and Seth are always kind of cooking up these... ...fun, sort of, little, you know, events. I guess you guys are really gonna go crazy next year together. We were going to, but we got into different schools. Really? That sucks.
Superbad
4s
You fucking killed her! No!
Superbad
4.1s
- Don't touch that. - What are you...? - I'm not a piece of meat. - You two are funny.