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But when I was wearing your dad's pants... ...I realized that if I wear pants that are a little too small... ...it might encourage me to lose weight. And also, chicks can kind of see, like... ...you know, the borders and outline of my dick a little. Yeah, man, they go nuts for that. The male camel toe. Yeah, the camel tail. It's right... I know where it is, where it happens. Like, right there. It's like they're so tight that one ball is, like, above my dick, even. - Yeah, exactly. - It's like three. It's like a three thing. It's like ball, dick, ball. It's like a division sign. Like a bunch of people crammed into a van.
Superbad
38.3s
...your mom's got huge tits. What do you think? I don't know, man. Don't ask me. Because I don't give a shit how pants look. Yeah, I need someone's opinion. Those are too tight. Those are way too tight. - Yeah, but, like... - Way too tight. You need to upgrade. There's not enough pants where there should be. More pants. Yeah, but... I mean, does it look weird? Looks like you're standing funny. You wouldn't stand like that. Like a duck. Yeah, but I'm doing like... - I'm doing the college poses like... - I don't know if you are. - You might just be doing... - Hey, prof. - Okay. - That test was...
Superbad
20.1s
You're right, these look stupid. Let's get the fuck out of here. I'm really sorry about that. I can't believe I actually did that. I feel bad that I'm making you buy me a new one. It's seems, like, ridiculous. - No. I have to, it's puke. It's gross. - Oh, my God. Do alcoholics get hangovers? Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. It's them.
Superbad
26.2s
Yeah. Fake ID. Fake ID. I'm tight. That's insane. Evan was like, "I heard about this party. We shouldn't tell Fogell." I was like, "No, we should tell Fogell." You could buy us booze now. It's awesome. Yeah, I'll... Sure, I'll buy the booze. Yeah, we're gonna get our drinks on. We're gonna party and get crunk and rock out, dude. If you're not in this class, leave this class. Fogell! Hi. Okay. Gotta go. Well done. Seriously. See you after class.
Superbad
26s
- Becca... - Evan, can you hear me? - Hello? What? - Can you hear...? Piece of shit! Guy sells me a piece of shit fucking phone. - Becca? - It's Becca. I get one bar everywhere I fucking go. - What is he saying? - Fucking asshole. - I think... - What happened? Son-of-a-fucking-bitch phone company. - What? It's rude. Hello? - Fuck. You suck. Bullshit phone. Piece of shit. I swear I'll bitchslap you so fucking hard. - What? - Bec...?
Superbad
16.4s