Yeah. Sorry, sure. You know, why not? Let's do it. I haven't conversed in ages. - Okay. Ladies... Ladies first. - Okay. - Thank you very much. - No problem. - Watch your step. I fell earlier today. - You serious? Well, I was hit by a car. It's a long story.
Superbad
12.8s
- Hey, Jules. - Who is it? Who's on the phone? Seth. Hey, where are you? I'm in a cab right now, on the way to a liquor store. Good. I can't wait for you to get here. Well, I hope your friends are ready to get fucked up.
Superbad
13.3s
You could just tell me here, I mean... I can't tell you, because it's a secret for you from me. - All right. - So come. Come on. Okay. - Bye, guys. - Bye. - Bye-bye. - Bye.
Superbad
38.9s
- We can slip out the back, man. - Come on. Let's hurry up and do this. Are you crazy, man? Wanna end up like that guy? Not me. I need my nuts, man, for a lot of things. - We need liquor. - You need it. I don't. I'm gonna tell Becca how I feel. Maybe she'll get with me. I'm not gonna get her drunk out of her mind. Oh, really? Then how come you never made a move, you pussy? Because I respect her, Seth. I'm not gonna put unfair pressure on her. I don't see a problem. Let's just do it. We're leaving, okay? You wanna get killed for liquor? No, but I would get killed for pussy, no questions asked. - Fuck this, man. - You're just gonna bail on me? - I'm going. - Fucking bitch.
Superbad
8.7s
- Good luck on your exam tomorrow. - Good luck on your exam. - You don't wanna ride the bus. - Buses smell like piss, generally. - You know why? - Why? People piss on them.
Superbad
20.1s
- Here's the money and the list. - Change is yours. Keep the change. - Thank you. What's the list for? - The alcohol. We're gonna get alcohol for the whole party, okay? We put a lot of time into this list, so don't fuck it up. It's perfect. Ouzo, bourbon, spiced rum, Goldslick... Goldslick Vodka. That's for Becca. Don't forget that.
Superbad
13.8s
Pretty sweet, huh? - True that. Amazing thinking. - Hey, McLovin. We got a situation at Bailey's, so we'll drop you off after, all right? Actually, I kind of have to be somewhere... - Sweet. Sit tight. - Set course for Bailey's, warp 10. Engage.
Superbad
16.8s
- Is everyone okay? - Yeah, we're great, thanks. Hey, hey, where's the love? - He's okay. He's fine. - Stand right next to your friend. - Get over there. - I got them. You got these guys?
Superbad
9.3s
All right. Come on, stop it. I can't fucking see. I can't see. Fuck it. - Like it? - Hey, fuck off, that hurts. - You stop first. - Not until you stop. - Stop it, asshole. - Hey, you stop.
Superbad
11.8s
- Yeah, so? - It's blood. - Dude, that's not funny. - It's blood, dude. But why would I be bleeding? Why the fuck would I be bl...? Dude, why would there be bl...?
Superbad
7.2s
Yeah, right? I don't know. - I gotta wash this off. Is this the line? - What does it look like? Fuck me, right?
Superbad
24.8s
- Thank you, that's good. - You have such a smooth cock. Thank you. You would too if you were a man. But you got such a smooth chest. I am gonna give you... ...the best blow-J ever... ...with my mouth. Why don't we...? Why don't we just kiss a while? Why don't we keep kissing for a bit, instead of...?
Superbad
3.1s
We never should have had to hide our arrangement.
Superbad
3.2s
Fastest kid alive, my ass. Come on. What are we gonna do?
