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18.4s
- You like Officer Slater and myself? - Yeah, you guys are awesome. Thanks. We really like you too, McLovin. So here's what's about to happen. We're gonna arrest these guys... ...you're gonna write a witness report saying they leapt in front of our car... ...and there was nothing we could do. Sound cool?
Superbad
17.9s
All right. I am back. I had to thank the peeps for coming out, you know. Jules. I want you to have a drink with me. Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it. You're to... I know you're gonna love it. - You know, I... - It's green beer. For your information. You know, I'm actually good right now. But thank you.
Superbad
46.8s
- Are you okay? - No, man. I should have wore the vest. - Calm down. - What the fuck are you doing? What if I go in and they turn me down, man? Then we're in the same place we're in now. - Who cares? - It's fucking humiliating! Everybody sees them kicking me out. What if they make me put the liquor back? I can't do that. This whole thing is bigger than you, Fogell! So grow a pair of nuts and fucking walk in there and buy the alcohol! What if I don't feel like it anymore, Seth? What? Then I'll fucking kill you, okay? I'll stab you through your fucking heart. No, you can do this, man. Come on. Killing me won't get you alcohol. I'm the one with the fake ID. Then I'll cut your dumb fucking face off... ...throw it over mine and get your ID and buy it my fucking self! Oh, really? You don't have the technology or the steady hands... ...to pull off a procedure like that, so ha! Peace.
Superbad
20s
Freeze. Stand right there. - We're telling the truth. - Keep it going. - Don't be a hero tonight, guys. - Wrong night for that. You gotta fucking take care of this. No. Look, I am not fixing your mistakes again, okay? Fuck that shit. I don't wanna get shitcanned. I like this job. Me too. I get free haircuts. I'm not taking the fall. Okay, okay!
Superbad