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Evan. Get into the game. Kick it over to me. Seth! Get off the field! Get out of here. They're gonna make me run laps. Just fucking listen, okay? Jules and her stupid fucking friend asked me to buy her alcohol. But not just her, for her whole party. You know what that means? By some miracle, we were paired up and she actually thought of me. Thought of me enough to decide I was the guy she would trust... ...with the whole fun-ness of her party. She wants to fuck me. She wants my dick in or around her mouth. Did you think that maybe she's using you to get her alcohol? - She doesn't want your dick. - Of course I thought of that. The first thing that came to my mind. Listen. My older brother always says the nastiest shit. Like he called me "hymen" until I was 12. Seth, I wanna blow you.
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20.1s
- I'm sorry. It was an accident. - It's okay. I was gonna give you a nudge... A punch, the friend thing. I didn't mean... - Hey, Becca. - Hey. - Hey. - Gaby. - What's up, Evan? - Hey, Gaby. - We should get to class. - We're gonna go. - So I will see you tonight. - Okay. - Really, don't worry. - Okay. Sorry. - Bye. - Sorry. Bye.
Superbad
35.5s
Hey, pussy. Fuck off. Just the one. Just the one. Not both. - So I'll call Andy and Greg. - Okay. And I'll bring the '80s dance music. - Yeah, yeah. - Right on. Seth! Hi. There you are. We were just talking about you. - Here I am. - That's weird. So you're coming to my party tonight? Because it's fully on. Yeah, why? Should I not come? Because I could think of other shit... Oh, no. No. I want you to come, I just... You said something earlier about, like, a fake ID or something, right? Yeah, I'm gonna get one. For sure, for sure. I'm getting that for sure.
Superbad
18.4s
- You like Officer Slater and myself? - Yeah, you guys are awesome. Thanks. We really like you too, McLovin. So here's what's about to happen. We're gonna arrest these guys... ...you're gonna write a witness report saying they leapt in front of our car... ...and there was nothing we could do. Sound cool?
Superbad
23.2s
- I can't wait to see you. Evan? - Okay, bye. That was the first time I ever did coke. Off that bitch's nipple. That was so... - A little white sniff. - That was awesome. That was gorgeous. Hey, hey, hey. You guys, stay in this room, man. They're gonna kill that guy tonight. That chick's boyfriend is pissed. Yeah. He's a beast. I've been praying for a fight. I'm literally waking up and praying... ...to see a fucking fight. - Hey, hey, hey.
Superbad
27.4s
On the upside, I think you look cool with a black eye. I'm just gonna throw that out there. I don't... I don't know. Well, thank you, smart guy. Thanks. That's actually why I'm here. Because I have to get a ton of cover-up for the grad photo. Oh, man. Fuck. And I'm gonna get Jules a new comforter. I have to get a comforter too. For college. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, I just figured I would need one. So, Seth...
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