Hey, Susan. Are you gonna party tonight or no? Yeah, but that's just... It's like I wish there were more pants where... You know, where there aren't.
Superbad
14.2s
I should get moving. I should get moving. I should be getting a move on, for sure. Yeah, you don't... I mean, you don't have to, you know. I don't really have anything going on. You don't have to rush off like that.
Superbad
9s
This is for your friends. Here, have another one. Shit. Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit. Oh, my God. What do we do? - Come on. Come on. - Choose one.
Superbad
28.9s
- What a rush. - What do you guys wanna do? - Man, let's get drunk! - Let's get more fucked up! You're fucking living the dream, Michaels! Oh, man. This is gonna be the best night ever. - Got a 257 at Fifth and Paysview. - Shit. All units in the area report to Fifth and Paysview. - Car 98, that's you. Do it. - Fuck. - Shit. - Shit. Car 98 on it. You dumb fucking whore. Hey, did she say we're gonna get to shoot somebody or something? Oh, God, I wish.
Superbad
13.3s
- That's sick. That's not even clever. - I know. I know. I would've gone with something at least mildly entertaining. You know, like... Like... Like "family Jules." Or like "nuts." Yeah, that's funny. That's a fucking funny joke.
Superbad
10.3s
Because I'll do anything. Please, okay? Anything. Like, literally... ...fucking anything. Name anything. Name it. Name it.
Superbad
2.9s
It's so good to... How are you feeling?
Superbad
2.4s
Hey, Evan, pay for me, please.
Superbad
15.2s
You look great. You don't look terrible. It's just, like, a bad bruise. Everything's great, just from he... This, just like right there. - Your eye. - Yeah, your eye. Everything else is great. But seriously, I acted like a fucking idiot last night.
Superbad
12.3s
Sir, did you do this? On the floor? No. And you should really clean this up. Someone could really hurt themselves. Fuck my life.
Superbad
4.9s
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. They shot Seth. They fucking shot Seth, I know it.
Superbad
3.1s
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
Superbad
1.8s
How's it going?
Superbad
1.5s
Shotgun.
Superbad
32.7s
We're getting a fake ID, so... - It's not like a big deal. - Wow, that's cool. But you guys have, like, four more years to go... ...so do you wanna get to work? Well, we got into different schools, so... So you're cutting the cord? What's gonna happen? Nothing. Jeez, what does everybody think is gonna happen? The world's gonna explode if we don't spend every second together? I mean, we're not dependent on each other, you know. We met when we were 8. We were fine before then. I was. I mean, it's like, we don't do everything together. No. All right, I gotta take a piss. My dick's not gonna shake itself. Come on, babe.
Superbad
14.7s
Where's that sack of shit, Fogell? He said he'd be here. I'm here with my thumb up my ass. I did it, dude. I even offered to pay for it. It was pimp. I feel like a pimp right now. - Like one of those pimps. - That is fucking pimp. - That's what I was afraid of. - Why didn't I think of that? Shit.
Superbad
7.7s
Yeah, I mean, it's not too bad. I mean, it should be okay. Not too worried about it, really. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all.