- Fuck! Over! - Okay, watch this. I'll get it right on the nose. You're gonna fuck it up. You're gonna fuck it up. Under! I feel hammered. That doesn't make any sense. - You're a fucking pussy. - Okay, okay. Great, great. - Okay, McLovin, see if you can do it. - The kid's gonna nail it. Come on, McLovin. Do it, buddy. Come on, buddy! - Bring it! - 0.08, motherfuckers! - Man! - That's my boy!
Superbad
5.1s
Hey, hey. It's you. McMuffin.
Superbad
3.1s
- Okay. - Okay.
Superbad
35.5s
- It'll be fine. - Yeah. Why don't you just wear what you wore to school? I can't do that. I can't let Jules see me in what I wore to school. It's completely unbecoming. No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam. I have to kill these guys. You don't negotiate with terrorists. Really? Yeah, that's what we should be talking about right now. Then why don't you go and get some of your own clothes? That's the dumbest thing ever. My parents will see that my car's been towed and I'll be grounded. These fucking terrorists multiply like bunnies. Where did I leave the M16? Do you have any bigger clothes or do you only shop at babyGap? Fuck me. I can't...
Superbad
2.7s
I didn't puke on you, did I?
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2.7s
I love that stuff. Been drinking it for years.
Superbad
30.4s
Holy shit. Were you just getting laid? No. Yeah, I was, but... - Yes, yes, he was. - It's not what you think, guys. - I'm not even... - Sit the fuck down. Stay down. - Calm down. - I thought we were friends... ...and then you go running away. Contain yourself. - We're friends. - Shut up. - Calm down. Calm down, man. - Why? What? You just cock-blocked McLovin. Okay? He's our friend. We don't do that. We should be guiding his cock, not blocking it. Just relax, okay? Let's make this right.
Superbad
3.5s
- Well, fuck me. - Fellas.
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2.2s
Are you okay, mister?
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16.1s
- That's Yoda. - Are you familiar with Yoda? From Attack of the Clones? We have a 245 at East 24 and Montgomery, Bailey's Bar and Grill. Car 98 on it. See, Michaels, you always take a call at a bar because... ...better or worse, you get a beer out of it.
Superbad
3.4s
How old are you? Twenty-two.
Superbad
5s
- Blue guys! - Resisting. Resisting! - Slater! - Michaels!
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2.3s
That was a fast kid.
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4.4s
For college. The mall, they would sell that. Cool. So...
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13.9s
Wow, that was a little too far right there. The gesture. Yeah. It's pretty far. Shit, I do that... No, don't worry. I'm actually used to it. My older brother says, like, the nastiest shit. Like he called me "hymen" until I was 12.
Superbad
4s
Michaels here, he's six months in.
Superbad
3.6s
I've felt better. But I'll be fine. How about you?