- Can I hold one? - What? Can I hold one of your guns?
Superbad
2.9s
- He's a crack-up. - I'm just gonna go.
Superbad
7.5s
It was my last chance and I fucked it up and... Your last chance to do what? To make you my girlfriend for the summer.
Superbad
11.6s
What about, like, Perfect Ten? Something like that, you know? Like Perfect Ten? Because that could be any number of things. They can't really get you for that. That could be, like, a bowling website.
Superbad
11.2s
And thank you very much for bringing everything, again. Seriously, it really made the night. No, that's how I roll. That's the thing. It's no problems. You'll learn that.
Superbad
1.8s
Fuck.
Superbad
1m9s
Mrs. Hayworth, I joined this class because I'd be cooking with a partner. But she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work. I didn't invent odd numbers, Seth. I know, but look at Evan, okay? Just look at him. Don't keep me waiting much longer. I'm getting impatient up here. You know what I'm talking about. Miroki, you're embarrassing me. I'm here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible-tasting food... ...and I gotta look over at that. Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life. And it's B.S. Excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry. I'm like a single mother. We all know Home Ec is a joke, no offense. Everyone takes this class to get an A. It's bullshit, and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't wanna sit here alone cooking this shitty food. No offense. And I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I gonna be a chef? No. There's three weeks left in school. Give me a fucking break. I'm sorry for cursing. All right, Jules' partner isn't here today either. Pair up with her. Station four. Jules? All right. I'll give it another shot. I'll give Home Ec another shot.
Superbad
4s
You fucking killed her! No!
Superbad
15.7s
So, what's it like to have guns? It is awesome, McLovin. - I mean, it's mindbl... - It's great. I haven't had one for long, a few months, but I'll tell you... ...it's like having two cocks. - Yup. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
Superbad
3.3s
It's the least they could do for stealing three years of my life.
Superbad
1.2s
Oh, you got a stain too.
Superbad
1.7s
Fuck off, Seth.
Superbad
8.4s
No, I just have something in both my eyes. I don't cry. That's funny. You look... You look... It looks like you're crying. So...
Superbad
7.5s
- Should I shoot him? - No, no, no! - No! - Stop him, McLovin! McLovin, stop him! Do it, do it, do it, do it!
Superbad
15s
You sick sons of bitches! What the fuck? Michaels, are you okay?
Superbad
10.3s
Because I'll do anything. Please, okay? Anything. Like, literally... ...fucking anything. Name anything. Name it. Name it.
