Freeze. Stand right there. - We're telling the truth. - Keep it going. - Don't be a hero tonight, guys. - Wrong night for that. You gotta fucking take care of this. No. Look, I am not fixing your mistakes again, okay? Fuck that shit. I don't wanna get shitcanned. I like this job. Me too. I get free haircuts. I'm not taking the fall. Okay, okay!
Superbad
2.1s
- Shit! - Shit!
Superbad
1.7s
Can you answer me?
Superbad
17.5s
- Are you okay? - I so flirt with you in math. Tell me about it. I... Samesies. I've wanted to tell you for so long that you're the best girl. I know. I've wanted to get with you, like, so hard.
Superbad
10.7s
My hand! Monster! Nicole! Nicole, get Daddy. - Get Daddy. - Get Daddy! - Oh, shit. - Get away from my kids!
Superbad
11.2s
- It's just beer. - Give me a break. - It's just beer. - Man up. What happened? What, did you lose him? He's a freak. He's the fastest kid alive. - This is not good. - He's the fastest kid alive.
Superbad
16.8s
- You know this guy? - It's... Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you? Hey! Back the fuck up, man, or I'll beat the shit out of you. - Give me the booze. - Hey! Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Please, please, calm down, sir.
Superbad
2s
Evan, let's go to your house.
Superbad
1.3s
Oh, shit.
Superbad
4.9s
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. They shot Seth. They fucking shot Seth, I know it.
Superbad
2.3s
We were gonna go to Hawaii.
Superbad
16.1s
Becca, this is kind of intense. And I just... I'm so drunk. I can't even, like, process this. And you're really pretty. And I just think this isn't how I pictured it. I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch about it.
Superbad
11.4s
Fucking go. Fucking throw up. Are you carrying me? No, I'm saving you from the cops.
Superbad
16.4s
- Super gay. - All right, let's stop this madness. - Let's just go get some dessert. - I can't, I gotta go meet my counselor. I'm picking out my classes for next year. So I gotta sit and eat dessert alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg? I gue... Yeah, I mean, what do you want me to do?
Superbad
15.4s
- Hi. - Who is that guy? - Who's this guy? - Pleasure to see you fellas. Hi, everyone. - Who are you? - I'm nobody. No, no, no. I know you. I know you. He was at that party I was telling you about. - No, no. - Who is it? Remember? He's Jimmy's brother. The guy. The singer.
Superbad
11.9s
You're, like, the coolest person that's ever talked to me. I thought we'd both be drunk. What does me being drunk have anything to do with it? You'd never get with me if you were sober. Look at you.
Superbad
1.8s
How's it going?
Superbad
12.3s
Sir, did you do this? On the floor? No. And you should really clean this up. Someone could really hurt themselves. Fuck my life.
