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32.7s
We're getting a fake ID, so... - It's not like a big deal. - Wow, that's cool. But you guys have, like, four more years to go... ...so do you wanna get to work? Well, we got into different schools, so... So you're cutting the cord? What's gonna happen? Nothing. Jeez, what does everybody think is gonna happen? The world's gonna explode if we don't spend every second together? I mean, we're not dependent on each other, you know. We met when we were 8. We were fine before then. I was. I mean, it's like, we don't do everything together. No. All right, I gotta take a piss. My dick's not gonna shake itself. Come on, babe.
Superbad
14.7s
Where's that sack of shit, Fogell? He said he'd be here. I'm here with my thumb up my ass. I did it, dude. I even offered to pay for it. It was pimp. I feel like a pimp right now. - Like one of those pimps. - That is fucking pimp. - That's what I was afraid of. - Why didn't I think of that? Shit.
Superbad
26.2s
Yeah. Fake ID. Fake ID. I'm tight. That's insane. Evan was like, "I heard about this party. We shouldn't tell Fogell." I was like, "No, we should tell Fogell." You could buy us booze now. It's awesome. Yeah, I'll... Sure, I'll buy the booze. Yeah, we're gonna get our drinks on. We're gonna party and get crunk and rock out, dude. If you're not in this class, leave this class. Fogell! Hi. Okay. Gotta go. Well done. Seriously. See you after class.
Superbad
26s
- Becca... - Evan, can you hear me? - Hello? What? - Can you hear...? Piece of shit! Guy sells me a piece of shit fucking phone. - Becca? - It's Becca. I get one bar everywhere I fucking go. - What is he saying? - Fucking asshole. - I think... - What happened? Son-of-a-fucking-bitch phone company. - What? It's rude. Hello? - Fuck. You suck. Bullshit phone. Piece of shit. I swear I'll bitchslap you so fucking hard. - What? - Bec...?
Superbad