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25.9s
Well, at least we're getting a graduation party. Thank God, man. I'm excited. I would do terrible, disgusting things to hook up with Jules. - Unforgivable things. - I hear you, man. I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. Becca's a bitch. You know what? I'm seriously getting fucking sick of you... ...talking about her like that, if we can be honest. - Me too. - Why do you hate her so much? You've never given me a reason. I think you like her.
Superbad
35.9s
- Fuck no, man! I hate Becca. - Why, man? Fine, Evan. Here it comes. When I was a little kid, I kind of had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8 percent of kids do it, but whatever. It's... For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day... ...and draw pictures of dicks. What? Draw pictures of dicks. Dicks? Like a man dick? Yeah. Like a man dick.
Superbad
43.3s
Evan, hey. Evie, come here. Can you please help me up? I fell down and none of these assholes will help me up. - Shit. - Becca. I have been waiting for you for, like, ever. - What took you so long? - I know, it... - Do you have my Goldslick? - No, I can't even... It's such a crazy story, okay? - I swear I was try... - It doesn't even matter. Look. Look what we... We can just drink this. - Here. You could have a drink. - Oh, no. - I'm already pretty wasted. - Take a drink. Okay, here's to you. This is to Becca. To Becca. - To the respecting... - Guys. - Women. To people respecting women. Okay. Yeah.
Superbad
1m6s
I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime. Okay? There. Mercy Street, guys. I'll be honest with you for a second. You better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol... ...or you're going to fucking prison. What are you doing, man? You don't need to... No, let's not... Let's hang on a second here. - Cough it up. - Fine. Don't know if we should be doing anything official. We're working together. It's like Let's Make a Deal. Here we go. Seven bucks? Are you fucking serious? This isn't enough. What are you, a 6-year-old? - It's all I have, man. It's all I have. - You better think of something quickly. - My back! My back. Cops, my back. - No, no, no. Wait, don't do that. All right, listen. I can get you alcohol. I'm going over to this party right now, bro. Okay? It's got booze, it's got girls. Booze and girls equals... I don't know. Do you? I don't know. Do you? - I think you do. Do you? - Yes. That's a definite yes. Definite yes, then. - Give me one sec to talk to him. - Stay right here. Yeah, yeah. Do what you gotta do. Mix it over. I'll be over by the car. Just talk it out. Hey, I'm a nice guy.
Superbad