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But when I was wearing your dad's pants... ...I realized that if I wear pants that are a little too small... ...it might encourage me to lose weight. And also, chicks can kind of see, like... ...you know, the borders and outline of my dick a little. Yeah, man, they go nuts for that. The male camel toe. Yeah, the camel tail. It's right... I know where it is, where it happens. Like, right there. It's like they're so tight that one ball is, like, above my dick, even. - Yeah, exactly. - It's like three. It's like a three thing. It's like ball, dick, ball. It's like a division sign. Like a bunch of people crammed into a van.
Superbad
38.3s
...your mom's got huge tits. What do you think? I don't know, man. Don't ask me. Because I don't give a shit how pants look. Yeah, I need someone's opinion. Those are too tight. Those are way too tight. - Yeah, but, like... - Way too tight. You need to upgrade. There's not enough pants where there should be. More pants. Yeah, but... I mean, does it look weird? Looks like you're standing funny. You wouldn't stand like that. Like a duck. Yeah, but I'm doing like... - I'm doing the college poses like... - I don't know if you are. - You might just be doing... - Hey, prof. - Okay. - That test was...
Superbad
20.1s
You're right, these look stupid. Let's get the fuck out of here. I'm really sorry about that. I can't believe I actually did that. I feel bad that I'm making you buy me a new one. It's seems, like, ridiculous. - No. I have to, it's puke. It's gross. - Oh, my God. Do alcoholics get hangovers? Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. It's them.
Superbad
26s
- Becca... - Evan, can you hear me? - Hello? What? - Can you hear...? Piece of shit! Guy sells me a piece of shit fucking phone. - Becca? - It's Becca. I get one bar everywhere I fucking go. - What is he saying? - Fucking asshole. - I think... - What happened? Son-of-a-fucking-bitch phone company. - What? It's rude. Hello? - Fuck. You suck. Bullshit phone. Piece of shit. I swear I'll bitchslap you so fucking hard. - What? - Bec...?
Superbad
49.9s
Hey, Becca. Hey, hold up. - Oh, hey. - Hey. Hi. Did you hear about the party tonight? Yeah. Yeah, I just heard. It sounds awesome. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going. - Really? - Yeah, I'm gonna go. That's why I came looking for you. Me and the guys are gonna go to a liquor store. And I just thought, you know... ...if you needed someone to get you yours, I could do that. I could be that person. Yeah. Yeah, no, that would be great. That would save me such a hassle, because I was gonna beg my sister. Could you get me, like, a bottle of Goldslick Vodka? Yeah. That's the one with the little golden flakes in it? - Yeah. The girly one. - That's classy. Well, I'll pay you back at the party. No, you won't. No, it's my treat, miss. - Really? - Yep. That's that. It's the first of many too, so get used to it, sister. Well, thank you. Yeah, no problem.
Superbad