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45.9s
You don't have to tell me that. - Right in there. - She opened up my world, sexually. On our wedding night, we had group sex. I wasn't involved in it. - But I could hear it through the wall. - I was. She was amazing. And then it was exactly 23 months later... ...that I found out she was an actual whore. - We discovered her on the street. - Yeah. I'm sorry. She was bad. Fucking whoring bitch. - But you got a new wife now, so... - Yeah. Yeah. And she is wonderful. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You'll meet her. You know what? I bet I know your trick, McLovin. - You play the whole myst... - Calling all units. Just turn that off. Send backup! There's so much blood... I bet you play the whole mysterious-guy thing, right?
Superbad
40.9s
Oh, shit. I'm gonna fucking throw up. Someone perioded on my fucking leg? - Oh, shit. - What the fuck do I do? I've never before seen that in my life! This is so disgusting. - Yes, it is. - I'm gonna go get Bill. - He's gotta check this shit out. - Fuck, yeah. No. Who's Bill? Don't tell Bill! Bill has nothing to do with this! Hey, calm down. Let me get a picture of that real quick. No, you can't have a picture! - Dude, stop! - Bill, Bill! Check it out! This kid's got period blood on his slacks. It's merlot. That's what you don't get. Hey, Pat! This jerk-off's got period blood on his pants! - Please stop. - God, man, let me see. Oh, my God, that's a fucking man-gina, man. - Do you need a tampon? I could... - Wait, wait. I have one! I have one!
Superbad
38.9s
- We can slip out the back, man. - Come on. Let's hurry up and do this. Are you crazy, man? Wanna end up like that guy? Not me. I need my nuts, man, for a lot of things. - We need liquor. - You need it. I don't. I'm gonna tell Becca how I feel. Maybe she'll get with me. I'm not gonna get her drunk out of her mind. Oh, really? Then how come you never made a move, you pussy? Because I respect her, Seth. I'm not gonna put unfair pressure on her. I don't see a problem. Let's just do it. We're leaving, okay? You wanna get killed for liquor? No, but I would get killed for pussy, no questions asked. - Fuck this, man. - You're just gonna bail on me? - I'm going. - Fucking bitch.
Superbad
20.1s
- Here's the money and the list. - Change is yours. Keep the change. - Thank you. What's the list for? - The alcohol. We're gonna get alcohol for the whole party, okay? We put a lot of time into this list, so don't fuck it up. It's perfect. Ouzo, bourbon, spiced rum, Goldslick... Goldslick Vodka. That's for Becca. Don't forget that.
Superbad