- Making my ass look weird? - It makes a lot of stuff look weird.
Superbad
5.4s
You know, I actually don't remember much. I don't remember anything.
Superbad
1.1s
Let's do this.
Superbad
2.9s
It's so good to... How are you feeling?
Superbad
4.3s
- I can't believe that. - So, all right. We gotta... ...mix it up.
Superbad
13.3s
- That's sick. That's not even clever. - I know. I know. I would've gone with something at least mildly entertaining. You know, like... Like... Like "family Jules." Or like "nuts." Yeah, that's funny. That's a fucking funny joke.
Superbad
3.2s
Nothing. It's my attempt at humor. I was just...
Superbad
34s
But when I was wearing your dad's pants... ...I realized that if I wear pants that are a little too small... ...it might encourage me to lose weight. And also, chicks can kind of see, like... ...you know, the borders and outline of my dick a little. Yeah, man, they go nuts for that. The male camel toe. Yeah, the camel tail. It's right... I know where it is, where it happens. Like, right there. It's like they're so tight that one ball is, like, above my dick, even. - Yeah, exactly. - It's like three. It's like a three thing. It's like ball, dick, ball. It's like a division sign. Like a bunch of people crammed into a van.
Superbad
1.6s
No, those are way too tight.
Superbad
2.2s
You wanna hang out?
Superbad
4.1s
Oh, like coming. Like "coming" coming.
Superbad
14.6s
That's because of all the other fun shit I'm off doing. I'd love to be at all of them, but... Why weren't you at Dimitri's on Saturday? There was so many things going on. I couldn't find a minute to make an appearance. - What did you do? - Saturday was a crazy night for me.
Superbad
4.3s
I'm okay, you know, yeah. Did you have fun last night?
Superbad
2.3s
Hey, Jules. Your partner didn't come today?
Superbad
4.5s
Yeah, Hayworth will notice this, if we cover it with chocolate.
Superbad
2.2s
What the fuck?
Superbad
2.6s
- Hey. - Hey.
Superbad
9.9s
I had some friends over, we had a few drinks. That's Vag-tastic! I hung out in my basement, the chill zone, where we chill-lax. Like "relax" and "chill" all at once.
