Could you please keep your dog on your side of the fence? I just spent 80 bucks on a shock collar. Maybe try cranking it up a notch. Oh, who's this little lady? That is my niece, cady. Is she staying for the weekend? You know what? It's been a really long drive, and, um, I would just really appreciate it if you did not have your dog running onto my yard all the time. And also, Don't spray your chemicals onto my driveway, please. Ah, shit. I'm sorry. You wanna borrow this once I'm done? No, I Don't wanna borrow it. I Don't wanna spend my afternoon getting your sediment off of my driveway. Just hang a tarp or something. Okay.
M3GAN
1.3s
Cole!
M3GAN
41.7s
How could you kill someone? I didn't kill anyone, Kurt. You did. What? It's understandable, really. Your boss despised you, your peers treated you with contempt, and so you decided to get revenge.No. You stole company secrets, an innocent prank at first, almost just to see if you could get away with it. But when David found out, boy, things just got real messy. I mean, it was either you or him. The only question is, after the horror of what you did, after you took the life of an innocent person, could you still live with yourself? Uh-huh. Yes, definitely.
M3GAN
1.8s
Oh, for...
M3GAN
1.5s
Elsie, respond.
M3GAN
7.3s
Welcome home, Gemma. You have six unanswered voice messages and five tinder notifications. Elsie, turn off.
M3GAN
2.6s
Oh, my god. What the...
M3GAN
1.6s
M3gan?
M3GAN
5.8s
Are you even aware of the shit Tsunami that just swept in over this furzeez spot? I'm sorry, what?
M3GAN
2.1s
Security! Help!
M3GAN
26.1s
Allow me to tell you a little bit about my wormhole. I was born in a sandwich hat, and I wolf many cabbages. Uh... This isn't supposed to happen, obviously. Just give me one moment. Sorry about the noise. - Gem? - One second, Cole. It's probably just a race condition. It'll take me a minute to fix. Gem, it's not a race condition. I might have forgotten to put in the polypropylene barrier. Oh, no. - God. - Tess, turn it off! I can't.
M3GAN
6.5s
She's very impressive. Yeah, thank you. We're still in beta, but we're all pretty excited.
M3GAN
14s
Kind of the way mom used to. Look at that face. That kid's not just surviving, she's thriving. Now, imagine what a toy like m3gan could do for hundreds of thousands of kids all across the world. Even the ones who Don't have dead parents.
M3GAN
3.3s
Cady, I'm sorry. Come here.
M3GAN
15s
Ow! Let go! You need to learn some manners, Brandon. You know what happens to bad boys that Don't mind their manners? They grow up to be bad men. Are you listening to me, Brandon?
M3GAN
3.2s
Ow! Stop! Don't! Stop!
M3GAN
13.3s
But as of next year, it's gonna be the only toy that matters. Ladies and gentlemen, she's the apex of 21st-century technology wrapped up in four feet of silicone. And her name...